Tag: puns

Orrin Hatch Steals All The Dad Puns With Medical Pot Research Bill Announcement

Orrin Hatch wants more serious research on medical uses for marijuana, and he'll toke no excuses. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
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Loser Dudes Who Harass Ladies Online Are Micropenis Losers In Real Life Too, Says Science

Are you ready for WONKET SCIENCE KORNER? Of course you are, because we are liberals and we love science! Let's look at the Washington Post to find out what Studies Show today, oh look, Studies Show that if you are...
Fresh out of butt jokes this week.

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Have Some Miracle Ginseng With No Ginseng

Step right up, ladies and gents! Your friendly la Volpe has returned for another edition of The Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly fix-er-up of all the best in bunk, woo, and assorted nonsense to grace the interwebs. Let's get...
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Derp Roundup: Biblical Computer Programming, Obama’s Race Czar, And Other Horrors

It's time for another Derp Roundup, the occasional feature where we pressure-wash all the crud off our open browser tabs and bring you some stories that didn't quite merit their own posts, but were too stupid to ignore altogether....

Boston Mobster Whitey Bulger’s Conviction Inspires Daily Caller To Examine Their Tumescence

Boston mobster James "Whitey" Bulger was convicted yesterday on multiple charges, including participating in 11 murders. The Daily Caller remembered the victims with a set of cheesecake photos and this text: In light of the Whitey Bulger verdict, here are...

‘Romney Hood,’ Then ‘Obamaloney’: Dumb Daily Wordplay Race Now a Dead Heat

We're sure the fancy Madison Avenue Focus Groups have data showing that this stuff works like hot hell, but the President's brand new haymaker -- "He's Robin Hood in reverse. He's Romney Hood" -- is basically just as hackneyed...

“Who Wrote This S***?” Mayor Bloomberg Does Not Care For Your Stupid Hotdog Puns

Courtesy of David Graham at the Atlantic, here is video of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg just barely making his way through a speech on the occasion of the annual 4th of July Coney Island hot dog eating contest....

Uh Oh, Michael Steele Gets a Challenger; Rap Battle Time!

Michael Steele no longer has free time to flash "gang signs" with interns. He now has an opponent running against him for his job: former Michigan Republican Party Chairman Saul Anuzis, who ran against him last time. "Awe, snaps!"...

John Kerry Is a Master of Puns

You are very relevant, John Kerry. And you are very Del-Aware (!) of that.

Notable Banking Pamphlet Composes Important Headline

What does this have to do with politics? Everything. "All of my blog posts are political blog posts," Bob Dylan once said, and this is true. All of the WSJ's punny wordsmithery is political punny wordsmithery: "Hip-hop luminaries with...

Politico’s SCOOP Reveals Journalists Talk To Each Other, With Covert Digital Marxist iGroupthink Thing

Oh, wonder what they are talking about today on America's most illicit chain email, Die JournoList. Hm, how do you say "Michael Calderone" in Navajo? Here is some playful near-homophone, anti-homophobe agitprop, brought to you by, who else, Chicago-based...

When Feminists Pun