Tag: pumas

Hillary Clinton Casually Suggests Bernie Sanders Not Messiah, Which Is Just Fucking Rude

We still liked that birdie though!

Donald Trump Grants President Obama Retroactive Citizenship

Donald Trump finally decided he's beaten the dead Birther horse about as much as he can. So now he's on to lying about other stuff.

This Day In History: Hillary Clinton Concedes To Obama. Is That Subtle Enough?

In 2008, Hillary did the right thing and conceded to Obama. In 2016, the high-heel lady shoe is on the other foot.

Hillary Clinton Don’t Give A Sh*t

Hillary Clinton, she's this lady, you might have heard of her. Former senator and secretary of state, might be prezzy maybe, puts off liberals by being all centrist, puts off conservatives by having a vagina and a mouth at...

A Children’s Treasury Of DC Children Drinking With Cardboard Hillary Clinton

The Ready for Hillary Super PAC, the premier "Draft Hillary" organization, held its DC launch party on Thursday at Look Lounge, a club on 19th and K. Tickets went for $20.16 and the invitation touted an appearance by Tim...

Today’s Most Popular Democrat Is Not Barack Obama

The statistics whizzes at Public Policy Polling called up almost 600 Ameritards to ask them who was the coolest among these five individuals -- Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or Joe Biden. Everyone said, "Joe Biden,...

Annual War Commences In Eleven Days

YES. Last year's competition was about the most stupid-fun we've had on this blog. Hopefully this somehow ends with a rematch against the PUMAs on three or four battlefields, but teabaggers would suffice too. Exciting!

Watch Out, Because Hillary’s Got $3 Million In New Campaign Money

Jesus christ: "Clinton's $22 million in campaign debts (a good chunk of it owed to herself), has somehow now turned into some $3+ million in cash on hand and still growing, some in her old Senate fund and some...

WHERE Do Olive Garden’s Allegiances Lie: With David Letterman, Or Some Funny PUMA Blog?

What are the PUMAs up to, and why? It is the impossible question. Have they uncovered new evidence of Obama campaign voter suppression (sexism) in some early caucus state? Maybe they'll do that next week. For now, they're at...

SCORCH THE EARTH, SALT THE GROUND: There are no more politics to play here. Vote for Wonkette in Best Liberal Blog every 24 hours. Our lead over TPM is solid but not devastating, and if we lost to them...

LOOKING FOR A FEW BRAVE VOLUNTEERS: Hey so TPM is a pretty good blog, right? Josh Marshall and shit? Well they have a slight lead for second place over some blog we've never heard of called "The Confluence," and...

Liveblogging Hillary Clinton’s Big Convention Speech

It's Hillary's Big Night, and everybody's wondering what she'll tell her aggrieved and anxious supporters who felt Disrespected by the Process. We are kind of hoping that Hillary will dispense with that in the first 20 seconds and then...

Surly Clinton Voters Don’t Even Like Hillary Clinton That Much

People keep on wondering why Hillary Clinton can't convince her 18 million ceiling-cracks to get with the program and support Barack Obama. Well, it appears that these angry, bitter old white people are so full of insane rage and...

PUMAPac FOUNDER HARRASSED BY DEAD BUNNIES: Darragh Murphy, one of Hillary Clinton's most passionate advocates and the founder of a political action committee devoted to getting her elected or something, "said Obama supporters have harassed her and her followers...