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Gov. Rick Scott Changes Mind Again, Murders Medicaid For Florida After All

Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R-Not Actually Human) has seen the light on Medicaid expansion. You know, the original light he saw when he first opposed it, but then changed his mind and saw the other light during the 2014...

Louisiana Wants To Create Database Of All The Abortions It Won’t Let You Have For Your Safety

If it's a day that ends in "y," (and it is, we checked the Google), then it's a safe bet that someone somewhere is trying to shove their limited-government legislation right up your vagina to protect you from yourself....

New Poll Shows Americans Like Eating, Republicans Do Not

Don't you just hate how some Americans are, like, so high-maintenance and needy and addicted to indulgences like eating? Well, if you do, you're in the minority and probably a Republican and/or member of Congress, according to a new...