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Republicans Actually Say Out Loud They Are Not Loyal To America, To Pollsters, With Their Mouths

After all these years of hearing So. Much. BULLSHIT! about Barack Obama -- he's a secret Muslim, he's a secret Kenyan, he's a cokehead, he's a gay, he's the devil, he's the anti-christ, he's Hitler, he's a this that...

Old-Man Monster To Eat Ladies In DC Tomorrow

Some public-relations person emailed this picture to your Wonkette today, to "promote" one of those planned media-event protests people like to have in Washington all the time, for this or that cause or lobby. ("Clean Coal Now!", etc.) "The...

Sanford Went On Sexy Solo Vacation To Buenos Aires, Not Appalachia

What in holy Hell has Mark Sanford been up to? He did NOT go nude tree-humping with a bunch of federally funded nature queers on the Appalachian Trail this weekend; instead, he went to Buenos Aires. Anybody who has...

IT'S ALL STARTING, RIGHT NOW: A grassroots movement is afoot...

Brave Reporter Actually Calls Up Georgia Mayor To Solve Facebook Status Mystery

Oh hot dang, somebody got ahold of an old-fashioned talky device called a "telephone" and called the mayor of the fancifully named Dallas, Georgia to learn what he meant when he posted something on Facebook about Obama giving Gordon...

It’s A Political Comedy Video With All Of Your Favorite People!

We have no idea who the people behind "Funny or Die" are... but apparently they are very well connected in Hollywood and Washington? This thing has its moments, such as Mike Gravel quietly reading the Pentagon Papers and Madame...

Sarah Palin Thought Africa Was A Country, Not A Continent

...And this unbelievable nugget comes from a Fox News reporter. That Sarah Palin thought Africa was a country, not a continent. God bless you, Carl Cameron, for promising an "avalanche" of Palin revelations that had been off-the-record until the...

Don Young Predicts Ted Stevens Will Be Next Richard Nixon, As A Compliment

Alaska Congressman and enemy to interns Don Young still loves his partner in corruption, Ted Stevens. This corrupt duo remembers being corrupt together ever since their corrupt days eating corrupt sandwiches with corrupt Richard Nixon and then corrupting each...

SELF-PROMOTION: Oh dudes your editor has a song in this teevee show tonight, My Name Is Earl, what the hell, right?

Joe Biden Terrifies Everyone With Promises Of Unpopular, Warmongering Obama Presidency

What is this weirdness? Joe Biden was talking to some supporters this weekend, at a fundraiser, about how Barack Obama will basically turn into a totalitarian dictator after he's elected, just like Hercules did when he rinsed all the...

Terrifying Monster Children Sing About Obama

These kids fucking suck.

IT'S A MIRACLE: Ohio Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones is alive again, after having an aneurysm and then being pronounced dead by John Kerry. She is a superdelegate, for Hillary, and superdelegates live forever. UPDATE: She died at 6:04 p.m....

The Worst Poll Imaginable Is, Indeed, Conducted

"NEW YORK (Reuters) - Women would rather carpool or go on vacation with Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama than with his Republican rival John McCain, a new poll of U.S. women voters showed on Tuesday." What the fuck...

RACE SHOCKER: McCain Accuses Obama of Shamefully Being Colored

There is SHOCKING news from the campaign trail today as the John McCain Presidency has angrily lashed out at Barack Obama for being black. "My opponent is half-colored," McCain said today from one of his mansions, "And worse, he...

Richard Simmons Freaks Out, In Congress

Here's a nice video from The Hill newspaper that shows fitness creep Richard Simmons annoying Capitol Hill for several hours yesterday. He testifies to a House committee about No Child Left Behind destroying public schools' physical education programs, and...

McCain: Obama Tries To Lose Wars, Because He’s Weird

How the hell does John McCain get away with saying this today: "I had the courage and judgment to say that I would rather lose a political campaign than lose a war. It seems to me that Sen. Obama...