Tag: pt where are they now?

A Children’s Treasury of Donald Trump Hollering At Former Wonkette Writers

What happens to our former scribes when they leave the fairest pastures of Your Wonkette for the "real world"? Some of them go to Time, some start cults in the desert, some come back to Wonkette for additional "funnin'...

Ex-NJ Gov. Jon Corzine Staying Busy Destroying The Economy These Days

Hmmm, so what has corrupt old coot Jon Corzine been doing with his time since New Jersey dumped his ass for sexy younger wife Chris Christie? Oh, you know, the former Goldman Sachs CEO just wanted to sorta work...

Heroic Ex-Wonkette Sugar Mama Says Thing Based In Reality

Campbell Brown, whose enormous face we splattered all over this site in exchange for money, what, two-three years ago now?, is quitting her CNN show! This is largely because of her failure to defeat O'Reilly, Olbermann, and Nancy Grace...

Former Bush Lawyer *ALLEGEDLY* Murders Everyone

Former Bush administration Deputy Counsel John Michael Farren is enjoying his calmer, post-political private sector life in Connecticut so much that last night he just went ahead and beat the crap out of his wife with a flashlight before...

ALUMNI REPORT: Original Wonkette editor Ana Marie Cox (Class of '04-'06) and editor-after-that Alex Pareene (Class of '06-'07) have exciting new programming you should know about: Ms. Cox now hosts the Air America radio show The Inside Story (Saturdays...

Liz Glover Goes Nuts On Teevee, In A Good Way

Oh look, former Wonkette "Pornographer to the Stars" and current Washington Times gossip reporter Liz Glover went on the MSNBC teevee this weekend during a rare furlough from her regular job selling knick-knacks in the ghetto for the glory...

Remember When These Christians Prayed To This Golden Bull?

These supposed Christians made a mockery of their faith in October, when they cavorted about this golden idol of mammon, the Molten Calf of Wall Street, because obviously the best way to head off a global recession is to...

Lanny Davis Doing PR For Son’s Book

Lanny Davis was famous in 2008 for going on the teevee to defend his friends and clients, The Clintons, from the biases of the O-BOTS, and making a fool of himself. Once fired, he would go on Huffington Post...

George Bush Is President Of College

Ha ha ha, so incredibly stupid, but here we are, LAUGHING. If you'd like to know the context of this amazing still -- and we certainly don't -- you can read more here. Something about a brawl at "Cheyney"...

Fred Thompson’s Website Now An Italian Gambling Hub

Remember last summer when "real conservatives" were pushing actor Fred Thompson to run for president so as to save the Republican party from the several gay divorcee Mormon liberals also running? And he was like "yeah sure, probably I'll...