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Mark Sanford’s Insider Tip For Getting Out Of Speeding Tickets: Just Say You’re ‘Mark Sanford’

Mark Sanford was involved in a SENSATIONAL high-speed chase the other day in South Carolina, where he has a lucrative freelance governorship gig. The driver of Sanford's car was going 85 mph when he was pulled over by a...

Mark Sanford Seriously Cannot Even Do Anything Anymore

Mark Sanford is sick, just sick to death, of Hypocrisy. First America was intolerant of true love and basically demanded that he pretty much ignore his own heart. Well, guess what, now everyone is angry that he has been...

Tom Davis Credits Jenny Sanford With Having Achieved Tom Davis-Like Power

Mark Sanford! You might remember this guy from a few days ago, when he cruelly Michael Jackson ex machina'ed what was supposed to be the Summer of Becton. His insane emails were of a more pornographic persuasion than those...