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Paultards Accuse Wonkette Of Beating Up Women And Children At Paultardpalooza

The fallout continues over last weekend's Paultardpalooza festival in Washington D.C., which your Wonketteers bravely attended for seven minutes between episodes of drinking. If you can imagine, many hobbits on Ron Paul Forums are making strained "mental leaps" between...

Meet Your Wonkette’s ‘Early Morning Shots’ Crew!

What dark human vice was engaged herein, June 12, 2008, among Wonketteers and thine ilk? HEY-O! Aye. Before welcoming Ron Paul's veritable plethora of elitist followers to Washington D.C. for their rally, your Wonkette visited that fine Capitol Hill establishment, the...

Your First Exciting Batch Of Paultardpalooza Photos!

Now that your Wonkette has napped and commenced working on Drunkenness #3 of the day, it's time for our first batch of Paultardpalooza photos! Here are some of the best Paultards we saw at the Ron Paul Rally, at...

We Survived

If you have ever woken up early, not had your average 8 cups of coffee per hour, drank six beers before 11 a.m. (plus a shot!), stood mercilessly in the summer heat of Washington D.C., gone and had several...

GOOD SWEET JESUS GOD: We've gotten a few million "HOT NAKED FLAPPERS" e-mails this afternoon, or at least a few dozen, for Paultardpalooza. Among the respondents were an elitist lawyer and a house of six interns! Ha ha, and...

Your Exciting Wonkette Saturday Morning Drinking Party Details!

We have our plans for Paultardpalooza, finally. We will meet at the gloriously iconic dive bar, the Tune Inn, at 9:30 a.m. tomorrow. We decided on the Tune Inn after calling various Capitol Hill bars and asking, "How early...

Everyone’s Excited for Paultardpalooza!

The Paultards are onto us, the "addicts and derelicts." We were only planning on going to the March drunk, not on drugs, although that sounds like a pretty good idea now that they've mentioned it. Anyway, we'll have details...