Tag: pt nation of slobs

Obesity Epidemic Set to Swallow America Whole by 2048

Oh, here is a new study that predicts somehow the Earth will still be here in 2048! Krazy scientists! Oh well, enjoy the taste of your anusburgers a few more years before we are all hooked up to IV bags...

Make California State Parks Into Off-Road Dirt Tracks, Says OHV Lobby

Even though California is home to some of the richest companies in the world (Google, Apple, HP, Facebook, Wells Fargo, Disney, etc. ) and many of the world's richest people (Steve Jobs, George Lucas, Mark Zuckerberg, the Getty family,...

Here’s Your Jumbo Jeans You Can Sleep In, America

Tired of taking off your giant sweat pants before you go to work at Wal-Mart? Sick of taking off your huge jeans before falling asleep with Jay Leno and a Domino's box on your lap? The American Dream is...

LATEST INSANE NEW YORK EXECUTIVE OFF TO AUSPICIOUS START: Congratulations, failed state New York, you have a new Lieutenant Governor! And isn't he the consummate professional? "Richard Ravitch, the kind of, sort of lieutenant governor, signed his oath of...

Newt Gingrich Making Blowjob Jokes, On Twitter

Uhh... Here is some Urban Dictionary stuff! We also recommend checking out the definitions of such derivative maneuvers as "Slurp 'n' burp" and "Slurp a jerp." (Newt/Santelli '12!)