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The Top Two Hottest Disgraced Priests Who Went And Married Female Ladies

Father Tim was tall and tanned and handsome. He was young, maybe 35, with a full head of prematurely silver hair. Once he was on a plane, dressed in civilian clothes, headed for a ski weekend with a buddy,...
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A Children’s Treasury Of ALEC Protester Funtimes

ALEC is the American Legislative Exchange Council, a business-casual matchmaker service between corporate interests and sympathetic lawmakers. They operate mostly in state legislatures, where they have used "model legislation" to enact such beneficial statutes as Stand Your Ground and Block...

Here We Made You These Pictures Of The Back Of Rand Paul’s Head From His Dumb ‘Bipartisan’ Coffee Nonsense

So we got out of our pajamas AND EVERYTHING to go to Rand Paul's Dumb 'Bipartisan' Coffee Nonsense (official title) on the steps of the Capitol, and fucking goon park police dude wouldn't let us up because we don't...

Howard Kurtz Appoints Himself Chief Constabulary Of The Islamic Religious Police

Prepare to clutch your pearls, wonketeers. We have on our hands a tawdry display of vile sexuality that absolutely DEMANDS to be shown to the world. It seems that a politician errr, a journalist the private-citizen daughter-in-law of a...

MWM Seeks Discreet Female Who Knows Where Her Delete Key Is

Here is a funny picture, that is funny! If only it specified "blonde white girls," the Daily Caller might be able to help!

Today In New York Post Journalism: Woman Has Gross Cellulite

The New York Post is so naughty, you guys! Naughty naughty New York Post! What have they done today? Oh, well, they have just taken a 23-year-old woman, one who maybe is unduly sexcited to be the glamorous younger...

Bipartisan Nice Time: Here Is Bald George H.W. Bush, Holding This Bad-Ass Baby With Cancer

George H.W. Bush and his entire security detail shaved their heads in solidarity with Patrick, the two-year-old son of another Secret Service dude. That is silly! The baby does not know he is bald! He was probably bald until...

Wonkette Saw Dallas From A DC-9 At Night

Just kidding, no we didn't. We saw Dallas from our Aunt Annie's house, because of how she lives there. And we saw ... some of you! We forget who you were, because of how it has now been 127...

All The Proof You Will Ever Need That Abraham Lincoln Was Gay

We think you will agree that there is no comment necessary.

Joe Biden In The 70s: Would You Hit It?

Here is a delightful photo of your next vice president dressed like an extra from Get Carter. Three and a half whore diamonds.