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This fuckin' guy.

Texas Oil Heir Finds Secret Of Happiness: Murdering Endangered Rhinos

There are, like, 5,000 black rhinos left in the wild, tops. And now there's one fewer, thanks to Texas oil heir Corey Knowlton, who legally shot an endangered black rhino and then legally brought it back to the United...

Mich. Assistant AG Has Awkward, Sexually Charged TeeVee Talk

Andrew Shirvell is Michigan's assistant attorney general, a University of Michigan alum, and absolutely 100 percent heterosexual, according to his Facebook page, which lists one of his interests as "Finding the Right Lady" and includes a picture of him...

Sarah Palin Finally Gets Her Dream Job, On a Cable Show

All Sarah Palin ever wanted to be in her whole life was a teevee host. This is Documented Fact, and the whole "politics" thing simply grew out of her failure to get a full-time spot on the local news...