Tag: pt curses!

Dead People Continue To Terrorize Democrats

Once upon a time, Harry Reid foolishly opened "Tutankhamen's tomb" while visiting Luxor, the ancient casino-city in Las Vegas. Luckily for Harry, this particular Tomb was just a high-end replica full of champagne and hookers, but that doesn't mean...

‘Sarah Palin Convocation’ Tickets At Random College Sell Out

It was announced just this morning that known tumor Sarah Palin would be delivering a "convocation" on December 2 "about patriotism, citizenship and civic engagement," at this college, the College of the Ozarks, in Missouri. It is perhaps the...

BLINGEE SUBMISSIONS WINDOW CLOSED: There were zero submissions to our latest Blingee contest for about half an hour, and now there are 100 to 150. GODDAMNIT. This will take a long time to go through, and where the hell...