Tag: pt breaking

She doesn't hate the gays. Really.

Democrats Still Running For President Too, Apparently

We keep forgetting to tell you about this whole other party, the Democrats, who are also doing a primary election thingy-whosit-mabob three-legged potato sack race, to each other, for their party's presidential nomination. It's just that the fucktastrophe that is the Republican primary...

Joe Arpaio Said Something So Important That CNN Broadcast It Live

Top Arizona media whore and pink panty queen Joe Arpaio gave a stupid press conference today! Was it to respond to those allegations that he stole millions and millions of public dollars to persecute his political opponents? To announce...

MAJOR, MAJOR SCOOP AT BILL KRISTOL'S NEWSLETTER: "THE WEEKLY STANDARD has obtained Sarah Palin's imminent Facebook post on the Israeli Flotilla incident." Thank god, we couldn't wait ten more minutes or whatever, to not read it. (GUESS: SHE SUPPORTS...

UH OH: Don't see this on the Internets yet, but a tipster forwards us an office e-mail, subject line only: "Shooting on the Senate side near C St., Senate in lockdown." UPDATE: Ahh, WTOP: "A 35-year-old man was shot...

National Review Has A Scoop!

According to the new National Review, Sonia Sotomayor's particular flavor of Mexico is secretly in Asia, where she practices radical Buddhism! Or does the cover art actually go with the top headline, about Jonah Goldberg answering His Critics? Is...

RUSH LIMBAUGH SCOOP: OBAMA WILL POISON YOUR ANUS: Gordon Brown if you are out there on the Internet we must pass along Rush Limbaugh's very important safety warning about the dangers of poison anal fucking: "But the slobbering ,...

RACISTS IMPEACH BLAGO: "SPRINGFIELD---In a historic vote, the Illinois House has impeached Gov. Rod Blagojevich, directing the Senate to put the state's 40th chief executive on trial with the goal of removing him from office. The vote by the...

Blago Sells Senate Seat To Some Dude, Hooray…??

The very terrifying Lynn Sweet reports: "WASHINGTON---I've learned that Gov. Blagojevich is poised to name former Illinois Attorney General Roland Burris to replace President elect Barack Obama in the Senate on Tuesday afternoon... Blagojevich called a press conference for...

RUH ROH: "Attorney General Michael Mukasey collapsed Thursday night while giving a speech to the Federalist Society in Washington, according to three senior administration officials... At 10:30 p.m. Eastern, medical officials were still working on him on the stage,...

OH JESUS CHRIST: "Breaking News 3:23 PM ET: Tim Russert Is Dead of a Heart Attack, His Family Says."