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Big Gubmint’s So-Called ‘Probation’ Keeps James O’Keefe Out of Tampa

What has the mean old federal government done to rising indie filmmaker James O'Keefe now? They won't even let him go to Tampa for a speaking gig. Today he was scheduled to speak and take questions at a luncheon...

Nancy Pelosi Strangely Not Interested In Having Sex With Harry Reid

Speaking of Nancy Pelosi and Afghanistan and sexism, here's a completely brilliant clip of cool-as-ice Harry Reid, the "Late-Middle-Aged Arthur Fonzarelli of Reno," executing the latest attempt in his decades-long quest to "break the touch barrier" with Nancy Pelosi,...

Meghan McCain Loves Rod Blagojevich So Much

The biggest television event of the day has already occurred, and it has nothing to do with Obama and death care. Meghan McCain has been guest-hosting the ladies' television program The View, and today's celebrity drop-ins included Mr. Rod...

Island Nation Gives Obama A Mountain For His Birthday

Yes, it is Barack Obama's 48th birthday today -- or as he might put it, the ninth anniversary of his 39th birthday, HEY-O! Oh, aging. The point is: SMALL NATIONS, WHAT SHALST THY SACRIFICE? All must give Obama something....

Judge Mocks Giuliani Son’s Lawsuit Over Being Kicked Off Golf Team

Last year Rudy Giuliani's humble son Andrew, then a student at Duke, sued the university for kicking him off its varsity golf team, a move that "interferred with Giuliani’s efforts toward becoming a professional golfer," the right to which...

Joe The Plumber Sues Ohio For Hurting His Feelings

Joe the goddamn Plumber is suing a few gals in Ohio, state employees to be exact, for cheating with their computers! This latest publicity stunt of a civil action states that these three "violated his privacy when they gathered...

ENOUGH OF THIS CLOWN: "Joe Lieberman returned to Capitol Hill today -- his first day back since speaking at the GOP convention -- and was greeted by the resignation of his $120,000-a-year legislative director Joe Goffman." He probably...

Dejected Clinton Delegate Expresses Sadness With Pretty Letterhead

Here's the first page of a real letter from some sad panda named Marvin D. Wells, one of 28 pledged Hillary Clinton delegates from Washington State who will still cast his vote for her at the national convention in...