Obama squirreled away Russian intel, Jeff Sessions lied under oath, and will Trump kill the Easter Bunny? Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump has this all figured out.
Betsy DeVos was ... the voice of reason? WTF?
Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.
Repuuuuublicans, come out to play-aaay!
It's our Editriix! On the Teevee!
Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!
Kicking 20 million Americans off health insurance? Sickening.
Trumpcare makes useless healthcare statement and scares all of Europe, and the Koch Brothers are Back! Your morning news brief!
Permits? We don't need no stinkin' permits.
The Army Corps of Engineers finally doesn't fuck something up. (Yes, we remember Katrina.)
Protests against Big Oil? How quaint.
Hey! We found a sheriff worse than Joe Arpaio!
To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.
Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!