A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year!
This might be 2017's stupidest political 'activism.'
We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly
I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.
Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!
St. Louis: where police have learned to gas the rich white folk too so they can say they're not discriminating
Sometimes you just have to state the obvious.
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is along on Donald Trump's first overseas trip, just in case Trump needs help selling a spare mansion for $95 million, and probably doing some commerce stuff, too, if Jared lets him. We figure Trump...
Nothing like a night of the ol' ultraviolence for today's modern 'alt-right' couples.
Tucson cops know how to deal with elderly scofflaws and those who might help them.
Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!
No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.
Would you risk your life to inspire resistance against Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...
Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.
Donald Trump tweeted out a tantrum after John Lewis called said he was not legitimate.
If they're trying to appeal to Jeff Sessions's sense of shame, they may have the wrong target.