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Supreme Court Spreads Sharia Law All Over Abercrombie & Fitch’s Popped Collar

The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of a Muslim woman who sued douchey prepster image factory Abercrombie & Fitch for refusing to hire her because she wore a headscarf to her job interview. Would you believe this is...

Hot Gossip Interview With Wonkette’s Own Former Cranbrook Preppy, Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Yesterday we learned all about how young Willard "Mitt" Romney used to terrorize gay people with scissors during his time at the Cranbrook Boarding School For Youths Of A Certain Gentility. And then our own Kirsten Boyd Johnson was...

Mitt Romney Bullies High School Classmates Into Saying Nice Things About Him

Preppy shit Mitt Romney is responding to today's story about him leading a high school mob to hair-rape a gay in classic style: First, apologizing while laughing his ass off, and then struggling to solicit "supporting remarks" from the...