Tag: pranks

'THE PRESIDENT IS A NAGGER.' Hmm what could possibly go wrong with that statement , on an outdoor sign with easily changeable letters, in Kentucky?

HAXORZ Leave Dumb Message On Electronic Road Sign In Virginia

Well, somebody thought it was necessary to blur out the naughty bits from this picture of the Virginia road sign attacked by Electronic Haxorz, so we have to guess what the strange message is supposed to mean ... something...

Here Is Your Winning ‘Make Rush Limbaugh Cry’ Billboard!

The DNC solicited suggestions for insults to hurl at Rush Limbaugh, and boy howdy, did Democrats deliver! This stone cold rebuke to the leprous sea-monkey Rush Limbaugh will surely have him curled in a fetal position, on a pile...

Dunderhead Florida Congresswoman Refuses To Take Obama’s Phone Call

Florida Republicans are a very special breed of morons. They will pay you $20 to give you a blowjob in the bathroom, they will keep you up at all hours on the Instant Message Blonker if they think you...

Fake McCain Supporter Again Revealed As Fake

OH THIS GUY. "Martin Eisenstadt" is a comic invention who surfaces every 8-10 weeks to release satirical videos about Rudy Giuliani and spread fake rumors about the McCain campaign. Your Wonkette has seriously fallen for this trick once, when...

Canadian Comedy Duo Destroys Palin

Oh good lord. Maybe you all haven't seen this, everywhere, and maybe that's why hundreds of you send this to us, every hour, because you haven't seen it, and yet you know about it, and have the YouTube link....

HillaryClinton.com Email Hacked By Breitbart Fan

A local liberal media elitist on the HillaryClinton.com mailing list send us this curious message. Hillary's official email says "Hussein Obama" is a "muslim," oh noes! Breitbart.tv is the conservative news portal beloved by Matt Drudge and other Hillary...

John Boehner’s Offices Attacked By Bacon

Once upon a time there was a congressman named John Boehner, and everybody made fun of him because his name looked like "boner." And then day somebody sent one of his local offices a Mysterious Package, which was leaking...

Fake Obama Texting Scheme Run By Cabal Of Deceptive Fourth Grade Computer Nerds

We've been getting a bunch of referrals to this Fake Texting Scandal post from the other day, randomly, and the absolute best mention is this Associated Content column by a gal named Carol Bengle Gilbert. It is called "Obama...

EXCLUSIVE: BARACK OBAMA PICKS WALTER MONDALE FOR VEEP

Wonkette's associate editor -- me! -- has received his text message from Barack Obama before anyone else and can exclusively report that Minnesota's Walter Mondale, who may or may not be alive, will become America's second black vice president....

Straight Talk Express Will Vote For Obama, Too

Poor Straight Talk Express, it sure had an awful go of things yesterday. At some point, either before or after it crushed an elderly black handicapped war veteran hero's minivan, some rascally kids put an Obama bumper sticker on...

Was Flaming Bag Of Poo Responsible For Burning Of Texas Governor’s Mansion?

This weekend, two very exciting things happened in Austin, Texas. Pinko communist Democrats held their state convention, and the governor's mansion burned into a tragic, crispy crust. Could the two events be related? Let's examine the "evidence" behind one...

Paultards Enraged At Fake City

C’mon, Matt, Get With the Program