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Let’s Gay-Marry Canada’s Hot New Prime Minister And Let Him Try To Get Us Pregnant

Oh, did everyone hear that Canada, which is apparently somewhere near Detroit, had a big election Monday? Canadian voters went to the polls and decided either to vote for liberal hopey changey good times, or maybe they just picked...

Archbishop Steve King Lectures Pope On How To Catholic Good

Iowa congressmelon Steve King is a Catholic, and as a concerned member of the most strictly hierarchical religious institution on the planet, he'd like to take the opportunity to set Pope Francis straight about a few points of Catholic...
A typical Missouri intern, we guess.

Missouri Republicans Demand Interns Stop Being Too Sexy To Resist

There is a thing that happens in every political workplace in US America, and probably also Guam, where everybody's just doing their business, but then this one family values Republican, probably named Missouri House Speaker John Diehl, gets a shame boner...
The new face of crime in America

Shoplifter Hates Obama, Loves His New G-Spot Delight Vibrator

An Illinois man -- yes, we know, the headline suggests Florida -- was arrested last month after an employee at a marital aids emporium called police to report him for shoplifting a vibrator, which he (the suspect) had stuffed...
Anti-Fox comments reposted on my Tumbrel account

Don’t Like Getting Boned By State Taxes? Just Be Filthy Rich!

Here's something every class warrior on the barricades should know: There isn't a single state in the entire United States where a poor or middle income person can be assured of paying a lower percent of their income in...

Election Day Fun: Researchers Reveal Democrats And Republicans’ Most Favoritest TV Shows

It’s Election Day! Are you a Democrat? Great, go vote and then enjoy a nice episode of Modern Family or Community! Are you a Republican? Pshaw, your side already has this election in the bag, so just stay home and enjoy...

Veep Recap: Oops…

Dan's back, Amy's in charge, and enemies become frenemies on this week's triumphant return of "Veep." After a weeklong hiatus thanks to stupid Memorial Day, we're dropped into Team Veep's war room ahead of a primary debate. This will...

Pharrell Reveals Beautiful, Bizarre Political Views In GQ Interview

Pharrell Williams makes songs that shake booties, including the booty of excellent Congressman John Lewis. That's great, but it doesn't speak to Pharrell's own political beliefs. Only Pharrell himself can do that, and blessed are we because he has...

Dem Lady Alex Sink Loses Florida Special Election To Some Rich Idiot

From the state that put Allen West on the political map, and sorta-kinda gave George W. Bush the White House in 2000, comes last night's House special election. The Dems had Alex Sink, a well-respected lady who ran for...

Organizers Of ‘Million’ Vet March On DC Memorial Shocked — Shocked! — It Turned ‘Political’

For some darn reason, the organizers of the "Million Vet March on the Memorials" are suddenly distancing themselves from the fine people who showed up in DC over the weekend to tear down the barriers around the WWII Memorial...

Science: Jerks Don’t Understand Sarcasm, Explaining 95 Percent Of Our Letters To The Editor

Everyone would like to think that the ability to get irony and sarcasm has something to do with being smart -- it just makes sense, after all, that picking up on the subtle cues that a statement isn't meant...

Neo-Nazi Greek Politician Beats On Lady Politician On Live TV (VIDEO)

Well, this is great. During a live television debate on Thursday between a bunch of Greek politicians (its broke citizens go to the broken polls on June 17), Ilias Kasidiaris, a spokesperson for and member of the terrifyingly named...

Failed Republican Windbag Karen Handel Self-Aborts From Komen

A week after 100-percent prime Republican Karen Handel and her completely non-ideological money thing that "best" "serves" women decided to cut its funding to Planned Parenthood because it was "under investigation" by crazies, and then undecided to once more,...

Putin Campaign Dismisses Angry Web Comments As a ‘Computer Game’

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin decided this week to put his bid for yet another "run" on the Internet, where he has been hanging out lately to try to charm his people following December's huge and quite unified protests...

Gal Who Interned For Hillary Clinton’s Office Is Now Doing Pornos

America's political paper of record, TMZ.com, has yet another hot new blog story about how somebody tangentially involved in politics also has naked pictures on the Internet. If you're a fan of low-end Web porn, you will certainly be...

Underwear Made of Old Corn-Syrup Candy To Be Paraded On TeeVee

Did any good political news appear in your editor's inbox this afternoon? Oh here's something that looks very relevant: The manufacturer of a brand of hard corn-syrup candies has arranged for samples of this item to be glued to...