Tag: political correctness

Donald Trump Could Give Two Shits About Mexican Earthquake, Hurricane, Like You’d Expect

Someone please send him to charm school.

Deleted Comments: How Did Vegan Baby Butthole Get Trump Elected?

Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...

Fox/Drudge Almost Assassinate NEWEST ENEMY: Er, Shakespeare In The Park

So yeah, THIS is what wingnuts are upset about now.

Are U.S. Troops Using Banned White Phosphorus? It’s Just A Tiny War Crime.

Trump heard we were using WP munitions and didn't have a problem with White Power.

CNN Showed Up To Cover Muslims’ Anti-ISIS Protest, So Obvs CNN Faked The Whole Thing

You only think you're reading this. There. Blew your mind.

If Only There Were Some Sort Of ‘Affordable’ ‘Care’ For Canned Racist Breitbart Writer

Guess Breitbart has gone Politically Correct now.

At Least Fox News Is *Sorry* For Calling Autistic 10-Year-Old An Entitled Stalking Snowflake

It's good Fox News has apologized for yelling at an autistic little boy. Maybe they should not yell at little kids to begin with?
Fuck it, we'll do it domestic abusively!

Bill O’Reilly’s New Book About ‘American Values’ Grabs NY Times Bestseller List Right By The Pussy

Bill O'Reilly's new book is all about traditional American values, like threatening women's jobs if they won't sleep with you.
A smirking asshat who loves Trump? Imagine that.

Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Creeping His Gollum Hands All Over That Badass Teen Vogue Writer :/

This Internet thing is not really working out so good.
Enjoy your Extra Big Ass National 'Right To Work' law

Fast Food Nation: Trump’s Labor Pick, Carl’s Jr. CEO, Will Replace Your Job With Robots, Brawndo

It's not like Trump was going to appoint a union rep to be Labor secretary anyway.

White Nationalists Are Ready For Their Safe Space Now, Mr. DeMille

Alt-Right movement founder Richard Spencer details his dream of a turning the country into a safe space for white people.

Some Idiot: Liberals Using Witchcraft To Make People Think Racism And Rape Are Wrong

Dr. Lance Wallnau is onto us, and all the witchcraft we are doing to make people think racism and rape are actual problems.
'S okay, he's a nice demon like Anya.

Trump Surrogate Howie Carr Tries To Be All Racist About Obama, But Heart Not Really In It

Trump surrogate Howie Carr is just phoning the racism in anymore, poor guy.
Still neither jailed nor dead

Ted Nugent Disgusted By Wimpy Stabbing Victims, Just Disgusted

Ted Nugent is pretty disgusted by people who let themselves get wounded by knife-wielding maniacs. They're so pathetic.

That Gross Milo Guy Has Some Hilarious Satire For You About WAIT COME BACK!

We know you humorless feminists just don't get it!