Tag: police union

Man I Wonder Why People Don’t Trust Cops

It seems impossible, we know, but not all officers are friendly.

America: Still Really Fucking Racist

Really, really fucking racist.

Jeff Sessions Orders Justice Department To Be Nicer To Head-Bashing Police

Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...
12. Years. Old.

Tamir Rice’s Family Gets $6 Million Settlement, Not Their Kid Back

The city of Cleveland has settled a wrongful death lawsuit in the police shooting of 12-year-old Tamir Rice for $6 million, so everything is OK now we guess. Tamir was shot dead by officer Timothy Loehmann in November 2014,...
To serve, protect, and pass to the right

Orange County Cops Charged After They Eated All The Snacks In Pot Dispensary Raid

You wacky stoners might remember -- were your synapses not fried by the Demon Weed -- those cops in Santa Ana, California, who were caught on video apparently sampling the inventory of a local marijuana dispensary they raided last...

Rahm Emanuel Sorry Chicago Cops Keep Killing Black Guys. He Can Still Be Mayor?

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, the most popular member of the Democratic Party after Joe Lieberman and Zell Miller, is having a rough time of it these days. Not as rough as all those black folks what keep getting all...

It’s A Thanksgiving Miracle! Chicago Cop Might Not Get Away With Murdering Black Kid

Here's a story that is no doubt familiar to you by now. Cop shoots a black kid a whole bunch of times, black kid dies, cop tells a story of why he had no choice but to shoot shoot shoot...
The internet is a wonderful thing

Pot-Munching Cops Too High To Destroy All The Hidden Cameras, Oops

Today our parable comes from the Book Of Chootzpah: In the Year Of the Bad Cop, the City of Santa Ana did decide that there were too many medical marijuana dispensaries operating without a license, and lo, they did...
Can we still say 'he seems nice' when he actually does seem nice?

Decent Seattle Police Union Head Risks Getting Thrown Out Of Police Union Head Union

This week, the Seattle police union went out of its way to tell cops that they'd better be OK with diversity, or go elsewhere. On its Facebook page, the Seattle Police Officers Guild reminded officers not to be assholes...
Not actual NYPD officers

NYPD Making Friends And Influencing People, Except The Opposite Of That

New York cops may want to rethink whether they were making friends and influencing people when they turned their backs on Mayor Bill de Blasio at funerals of two murdered NYPD officers. A new Quinnipiac University poll of New...

Cop Fight! NYPD Battles Itself As Union Meeting Descends Into Fisticuffs

Antun's is a classy joint in Queens that normally specializes in sweet 16 parties and bedazzled weddings. Yesterday, however, this fine establishment played host to a meeting of the NYPD's Patrolmen's Benevolent Association, and things escalated quickly! Worst of...
12. Years. Old.

New Video Shows Cops Compassionately Cuffing Tamir Rice’s Sister While He Was Dying

Let us catch you up on the latest twist in the Tamir Rice story, because who can keep all these killings of unarmed black people straight anyway? Tamir Rice was 12 when he was shot dead by Cleveland police officer...
Wow, that's so controversial!

Pittsburgh Police Chief Says No To Racism. Cops As Fine With This As You’d Expect

Yet another leader of a large police department is learning that you'd better not ever suggest that racism is a thing that exists, or you will be accused of Disloyalty to the Thin-Skinned Blue Line. In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Police...
The quiet dignity of a political stunt

NYPD Cop Peeved At Reporter Disrespectfully Covering Cops’ Solemn, Funereal Disrespect

Hundreds of NYPD police officers came together Sunday for the noble purpose of very publicly giving the finger to Mayor Bill de Blasio again, and we suppose they were also there for the funeral of murdered officer Wenjian Liu,...
Hard to tell who or what is being faced here, but it is 'away,' we hear

NYPD Cops Respect Fallen Officer Through Classy Political Stunt At Funeral

Just to prove how much they objected to Mayor Bill de Blasio's inciting the murder of two policemen last week, hundreds (or possibly thousands) of NYPD officers attending a memorial service for one of the officers turned their backs...