Tag: police chief

Yr Wonkette Does Not Advocate Punching Nazis. Except Maybe Just A Little.

Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.
And to think, he seemed so stable.

Shooty Screamy Former Police Chief In Hoosegow For Simple Lady-Threatening Misunderstanding

Mark Kessler, the former police chief of Gilberton, Pennsylvania, and one of Yr Wonkette's favorite wingnut gun fondlers, has ended up pretty much where we thought he might when he first came to our attention back in 2013. (Then...
Nice work, Fox!

Texas Pool Party Cop Resigns To Spend More Time Wrestling His Family To The Ground

Well, that de-escalated quickly (we hope). Cpl. Eric Casebolt, the McKinney, Texas, police officer who was recorded throwing a 15-year-old girl to the ground and kneeing her in the back following a disturbance at a pool party, abruptly resigned...
Call him irresponsible...and he will DESTROY YOU.

Oh, NOW Bill O’Reilly Thinks Irresponsible Words Can Inspire Violence

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Bill O'Reilly would just like to see a little more responsibility on the part of the media in how they cover sensitive issues, because as he's recently discovered, language can have consequences! In a...
The other chyron for the story: 'Street Justice: Police officers shot in wake of DOJ Report'

Fox News: Eric Holder Really Should NOT Have Shot Those Cops In Ferguson!

While two police officers were still hospitalized after being shot in Ferguson, Missouri, early Thursday morning (they have since been released), and police have no suspects, Fox News and other rightwing sources have identified the true culprits: Attorney General...
Nothing all that funny

Two Police Officers Shot In Ferguson, Wingnuts Certain Shots Came From White House

Two police officers were shot in front of the Ferguson, Missouri, police department early Thursday morning. The shootings occurred hours after Wednesday's resignation of police chief Tom Jackson, as protesters near the police department called for additional resignations in...
A bit like the end of Close Encounters, only with tear gas.

Just About Every White Person In Ferguson Resigning For Being A Racist Disgrace

The fallout continues in the city of Ferguson, Missouri, following the Justice Department's report on how the city pretty much ran its police force as a revenue-collection operation aimed at transferring money from black citizens to the city's general...
Wow, that's so controversial!

Pittsburgh Police Chief Says No To Racism. Cops As Fine With This As You’d Expect

Yet another leader of a large police department is learning that you'd better not ever suggest that racism is a thing that exists, or you will be accused of Disloyalty to the Thin-Skinned Blue Line. In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Police...
It's not like she left them somewhere they could fall two stories, after all

Terrible Florida Mom Arrested For Leaving Kids At Park While Getting Them Food

The War -- or at least Squirmish -- On Poor Moms continued this week as police in Winter Haven, Florida, arrested Ashley Richardson for having left her four children by themselves at a city park while she went to...
Washington DC in the near future (artist's conception)

Hey Washington DC, Grab All The Guns You Want And Go To Chipotle!

In a great ruling for anyone who wants to walk around Our Nation's Capitol while packing heat, a federal judge on Saturday struck down Washington DC's ban on carrying guns in public, because the Second Amendment wants you to...

Wisconsin Police Chief Takes Trolling Of Local Tea Party Leader To New, Harassy Levels

We've said it before: there's no politics dirtier than small-town politics. More massively evil, more expensive, sure, but for pure spite and awfulness it's pretty hard to beat small-town fights, at least outside of a university English department. Which...

South Carolina Mayor Fires Police Chief As Part Of Perfectly Ordinary Vendetta, Not Because She’s Gay, No Sir

Just to confirm that small-town politics can be every bit as fierce and sleazy as anything in your big cities, the mayor of Latta, South Carolina, Earl Bullard (really!), fired the town's police chief, Crystal Moore -- who is...

Satire Claims Another Victim: Police Chief Cites Fake News Story As Proof That Weed Kills

Bargain-rack Onion imitator The Daily Currant found its way into testimony given to the Maryland Senate Tuesday by Annapolis Police Chief Michael Pristoop, who solemnly informed a Senate panel of the disaster that lies in wait for any state...

Your Stupidity-Induced Gun Violence Double Feature Is Here

Another day, another "gun nut shoots self but hey guns are totally cool and safe" day, which is now all days ending in "y." Freedumb! What have we got in the ol' virtual mailbag today? Looks like some road...

Suspended Shooty Screamy Pennsylvania Police Chief Sues So Hearing On His Firing Won’t Move To Godless Scranton

It's been a while since we've heard anything from Uberpatriot Mark Kessler, the indefinitely-suspended police chief of Gilberton, Pennsylvania. As you recall, he created a bit of a stir last summer when he posted several videos of himself bravely...

Pennsylvania’s Screaming Parody Of A Wingnut Police Chief Now Too Radical For ‘Oath Keepers’

So you remember that charming young man, Mark Kessler, the police chief for Gilberton, Pennsylvania? He's the guy who wants to "cleanse" America of all the enemies of liberty, like libtards who all "take it in the ass." He...