Tag: planned parenthood

2018 Midterm Madness: Democrats In Texas’ 7th Shooting Rockets Up John Culberson’s Lazy Ass.

John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.

College Student Has Shitfit About ‘Shithole’ Group After Shitty Diaper Protest Goes Poof

Kaitlin Bennett did not feel adequately supported by the organization after people on the internet made fun of her protest against 'safe spaces.'

New York Times Continues Long Strange Journey Into What Even The Fuck

Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.
Older siblings always seem a little weird

Missouri Women Won’t Have To Get Their Demons Ultrasounded. Thanks, Satanic Temple!

The Satanic Temple is graduating from awesome religious-freedom stunts to activist lawsuits -- and they scored a partial victory yesterday.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.
Little angel babies!

DOJ Finally Investigating Planned Parenthood’s Fetus-Parts Yard Sales

2015's hottest fake news story is now a real Justice Department investigation.

Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017

Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.

Trump Thinks It’s SO FUNNY How Mike Pence Wants To Hang All The Gays, Like LOL!

To be fair, maybe Mike Pence said he likes his gays HUNG.

Twitter Won’t Take GOP Rep. Marsha Blackburn’s Rubles To Advertise Fake Planned Parenthood News :(

But how else will people know Marsha Blackburn singlehandedly saved all the Planned Parenthood baby parts from certain death?

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

Idiot: Trump Won Because Liberals Chicks Won’t Bone Down With Jerk Republican Men

It is really hard to not see this whole thing as a very public beg for liberal women to fuck Jerrod Laber.

Your Weekly Top Ten Really Hated Having To Make An Example Of Glenn Thrush Like That

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

What If Planned Parenthood Sold Shoes Instead Of Abortions? The Ivanka Trump Story.

Are you in the mood to rage at Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner? This post is for YOU.

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Sounds Like Anthony Scaramucci Needs To Take His Blue Dresses To The Cleaners

Anthony Scaramucci says New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017, so doesn't that mean Anthony Scaramucci is ... no, he couldn't possibly be saying that!

Weird How All These Republicans Want To Do S&M To Lisa Murkowski!

Lisa, come sit with us instead.