Tag: peter thiel

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Pence Scribbling ‘President’ All Over His Notebook. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 8, 2017

Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Erik Prince Petitions The Trump Court For New Afghan Colonial Concession

Let's just hand Afghanistan over to Erik Prince. What could go wrong?

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Trump Wants You AFRAID. VERY AFRAID. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 5, 2017

Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief!

IS IT TIME FOR ALL THESE TRUMP RUSSIA FUCKERS TO GO TO JAIL YET?

Let's talk about sadistic Blackwater creep Erik Prince and his secret back-door meetings with the Trump transition!

Trump’s LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017

Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!

DeploraBall Guests Told Not To Heil Hitler, And No Dirty Dancing Either

Also Jim Hoft, Stupidest Man On The Internet, will now be an official White House Correspondent.

Senate Stays Up All Night To Screw Obamacare! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 12, 2017

The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!

It’s True. Chuck C. Johnson Is Advising Trump Transition. Cyanide Pill Line Forms To Right

What can a lying, notoriously litigious internet troll teach Donald Trump that he does not already know?

Rude Old Donald Trump Didn’t Invite Twitter To His Sexxxy Technology Party

Are Donald Trump and his favorite thing ever Twitter HAVING A FIGHT???
Exit...exit...gotta find the exit...

Chris Christie Out After Mike Pence Eated All The Trump Transition Planning

Never saw this coming, nope, nope, nope.

If Loving Apartheid Is Wrong, Jerkoff Billionaire Peter Thiel Wants To Be Wrong

A libertarian doucheboy in the 80s defended apartheid? You don't say!

The Mantrumpian Candidate. Your Wonkagenda, Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 17, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: September 16, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!