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The Top Two Sickest Pete Souza #TrumpBurns In The Past 48 Hours, Because He Only Did It Twice

Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best.

Pussy-Grabbing Trump Preying On Boy Scouts Now

Shouldn't the Boy Scouts Of America host ACTUAL role models with impressive lives who love America? Just a thought.

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Lookie! The White House’s Sexxxiest Pictures Of 2016! (There Will Be No Sexxxy Pictures In 2017)

Enjoy these pictures of the Obamas and the Bidens, because IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
Abracadabra, ur all gay now LOL.

Obama Shoots Giant Rainbow Out Of His Hand, Instantly Turns All Jamaicans Gay

President Obama visited Jamaica this week, the first time a president has done that in over 30 years. Upon his departure, he turned around to shoot a beautiful, giant rainbow at the island nation, right out of his hand,...
So arrogant!

Obama Proclaims Self Princess-For-Life Of America

In case you have any doubts that Barack Obama believes himself to be not merely an employee of the People of the United States, but rather an emperor or a czar or a pretty pony princess, look no further than this June...

President’s Last Liberal Supporters Flee After He Reaches Over Chipotle Tuberculosis Guard

Some time ago, Melissa Harris-Perry was pretty mad at all the white liberals for racistly abandoning President Obama, with racism, probably because she forgot we all did the same thing to Bill Clinton. (Don't act like you didn't vote...

The Year In Rightwing Media, Simplified

Time's Zeke Miller tweetered this adorbs little photo from June as part of a year-end skim of the White House Flickr stream. Photographer Pete Souza's note: "The President called me over to pose for a photo with a young...

Helen Thomas Meets Deadline

Your Wonkette comes bearing sad news: Helen Thomas, "White House Crone," died today at age 92 after a long and eventful tour through the halls of the White House. Younger Wonketeers may only know her from that 2010 video where she...

Barack Obama Arrives Home In Africa, Cures AIDS And Stuff

With so much Nice TimeTM happening in the U.S. recently (Texas badass womyns & mandatory gay marriages) we thought this would be a good time to talk about some Global Nice Time. As President Obama travels to Africa to...

Here’s the Death-Stare Face Obama Made While Waiting Yesterday

America, this is just a guess, but it's probably not a good idea to make Obama angry. "We're gonna need a new vein!" — Obama's face of death. This whole photo is pretty much the greatest picture of the...

President Photobombed

It was bound to happen sooner or later to President Serious Face. Look! He's pressing that special button in his robot face that makes him hate white people! Flash cards are a great way to memorize your times tables. Christ,...

President Obama Accidentally Washed Down Giant Drain

It's not easy being the president during a sustained industrial/economic collapse! But Barack Obama bravely went to Willy Wonka's munitions factory somewhere in Ohio or someplace, and then Barack Obama did a bad thing and tried the Every Flavor...