Tag: Pete Santilli

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Bundy Bunch Trial Starts With Life-Or-Death Demand To Allow Idiots To Wear Cowboy Boots

Strictly a bring-your-own-dildo affair. The Bundy brothers have each other.
Robert "LaVoy" Finicum, who died in the shootout.

Oregon Militia Will Beg For Snacks In Jail After Fed Shootout Leaves 1 Dead, 8 In Custody

Guys, we are not sure, but we think big gub'mint tyranny may have winned. How else to explain what transpired Tuesday night as jackbooted feds descended upon the Oregon militia boys (and little girls!) illegally occupying the Malheur National...
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Wingnut Heroes To Arrest John McCain For Doing Bad Things

A rightwing radio talker has announced what's sure to be a turning point in the movement to restore constitutional something-or-other to the taking-back of America, and also the freedom and such as, for our once-great nation, hooray! Calling the...

Wingnut Truckers Will ‘Shut Down America’ In Order To Save It From Corruption, Obama’s ‘Fuel Policy’ (?)

Dust off the Truck Nutz and grab your favorite lot lizard, because there's a new bunch of kooks out to save us against our wills: Truckers To Shut Down America! That's a link to their Facebook page, and it...

Adam Kokesh Cancels Big March, Continues Call For Revolution Maybe Next Year, Depending On How Things Go

Good news for anyone planning to spend the Fourth of July sweating in the gaseous humidity of our nation’s capital: gibbering baboon fart and one-time Ken Layne man-crush Adam Kokesh has cancelled his thousand-person-strong march of armed morons who...

Secret Service Investigating Right Wing Radio Host Who Offered To Shoot Hillary Clinton In Her Benghina

You might all be surprised to learn that sometimes at Wonkette our language is, shall we say, less than decorous. You are shocked, we know! But 'tis true! We lovingly let people know they can eat bags of dicks...

Journey To The Center Of The Derp: Ted Nugent Tries To Mash All Wingnut Buttons At Once

Ted Nugent. Yes Ted Nugent and do not start yelling lovely commenters, because maybe he says this crazy shit all of the time, but this time he has joined up for an interview with a radio talking guy who...