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Lady Beaters, Fetus Shooters And Bar Fights: Your Florida Roundup (Is Extra Violent This Week)

Good morning/afternoon/whenever the Wonkette overlords click PUBLISH! This week’s Roundup is brought to you from our couch, because it is way too fuckin’ hot to go outside. (Bring on the Little Ice Age already.) We are going to spend some...
So it's a little water. Big deal.

Florida Employee Says ‘Climate Change,’ Has To Write ‘Science Is A Lie’ 10,000 Times

So there's this "Florida" place that's gradually being swallowed by the ocean, what with rising sea levels. But Gov. Rick Scott is quite sure that isn't really happening, because he is pretty much the mayor of Amity Island in...

British Lord In Spot Of Bother After Putting $10 Million Bounty on Barack Obama’s Head

Lord Ahmed of Rotherham, a suspiciously Muslin-sounding Labour peer, was suspended last night after allegedly claiming he would put up a £10million bounty for the capture of Barack Obama, for pallin' around with terrists and also for putting...