Tag: paul ryan
The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.
Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!
Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.
It's easy: Just repeal the ACA while keeping the ACA in place.
Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!
Just a small sample of the great minds weighing in on the issue of the day.
Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!
Was Paul Ryan's love for Donald Trump NEVER TRUE? Oh how surprising!
Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!
What is next, Honey Boo Boos, do you want tiaras for everyone too? SUBSIDIZED SPANX AND BODY GLITTER? Do you want the government to buy Vaseline for your teeth?
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
He really should just shut up and look pretty.
With global warming, there aren't even enough ice floes to strand the old folks on.
Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.
The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?