Tag: paul ryan

Hey, NRA: The Kids Have Some Thoughts And Prayers For You Too

This is new. And while it never should have been necessary, it's inspiring.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 19, 2018

Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!

Steve Bannon Tells House Intelligence Committee To Get Fucked, Provokes Riot In Wonkette Chatcave

Bannon tells House Republicans to get fucked. House Republicans furrow their brows meaningfully, go back to doing nothing.

Nancy Pelosi Goes 16 Innings For Dreamer Kids, And Some Guy’s Being A Dick

Nancy Pelosi can talk about real Americans about forty times longer than Donald Trump can read anything.

WHY THE HELL ARE REPUBLICANS DYING ON THIS HILL TO DEFEND CARTER PAGE?

It is very unfair to spy on Americans secretly working against America for Russia!

Paul Ryan Explains The True Benefits Of GOP Tax Cuts: A Buck Fitty

Few people try to connect with ordinary working folks like Paul Ryan. Fortunately.

Good Boy Devin! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 5, 2018

The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.

Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Write A Memo About How Devin Nunes Is A IDIOT

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Nice Speech, Idiot. Let’s Talk More About How President Pee Tape And Devin Nunes Are Destroying America!

All your Devin Nunes Is A Piece Of Shit updates RIGHT HERE!

Paul Ryan Was A Testy Little Prick Today

SOMEBODY'S in a mood today.

Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018

Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.

Prosperity Already Flowing From Tax Cut! To Paul Ryan! From The Kochs!

Just think of all the lobbying jobs Trump's tax cuts will create!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.

Counterpoint: Maybe Chuck Schumer ISN’T A Fucking Asshole Weakling That We Hate?

No, but seriously! WTF just happened with the shutdown?