Tag: paul ryan

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Jason Chaffetz Quitting Congress To Spend More Time Reading Hillary’s Emails

Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Trump Lets States Ax Planned Parenthood Funds. Time To Go-Fund-Me Your Pap Smear!

How will the Trump Administration screw women today? Let's count the ways!

Hey Kansas, Time To Go Vote Sexxxy Veteran Guy James Thompson Into Congress! Yes, TODAY!

GO VOTE KANSAS. YES, TODAY. NOW. WE'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE FOR YOU. GO VOTE. WE'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.

Trump Goons Leaked To Devin Nunes? Pffffft. Oh You Mean THESE Trump Goons?

Devin Nunes in the SERIOUSLY HOT SEAT now kids!

Adam Schiff Would Like Intel Chair Devin Nunes To Fuck Off From Trump Investigation, Please And Fuck You

Everybody hates Devin Nunes and his stupid Russia-compromised face.

Trump Loves Paul Ryan! Loves Him Under This Bus! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 27, 2017

Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!

BREAKING! House GOP Won’t Murder Obamacare Today, Will Wait Until Tomorrow Or Seven Years From Now

You'll be shocked to hear the House GOP failed again. You'll be shockeder to know it's your OPEN THREAD!

Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Promise If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep It

Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.

TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
He is so S-M-R-T and dreamy

Paul Ryan Pledged ‘Kappa Delta Let Poor People Die’ In College

It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.

Trump Will Be A Great Wartime President! The Best! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 17, 2017

Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!