Tag: paul ryan

McConnell And Ryan Boning Susan Collins (ON TAX CUT DEALS, Not Like That, You Disgusting Perv)

Susan Collins is being difficult again. Let's hope she keeps it up!

Paul Ryan Cut Taxes On Rich So He Can Fuck Grandma Millie. No Kink-Shaming!

There's a reason Charlie Pierce calls Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver.

The Tax Bill Was Not The Democrats’ Fault You Silly Wankers

I don’t even LIKE the Dems and I can tell you that they’re not the problem here.

Trump’s Backdoor Action. Gross. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 20, 2017

Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.

Killing In The Name Of Keurig. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 13, 2017

How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Paul Ryan Insists That ‘Prayer Works’ With Mass Shootings, Neglects To Specify How

Thanks for your help as always, Paul Ryan.

Hello Paul Ryan, You Will Impeach Trump After The Tax Cuts, Yes?

Hope this proves persuasive.

Ivanka Trump Is Ready For Her Tax Cut, Courtesy Of YOU!

Middle class (and poors, lol) are you ready for your boning?

John Kelly Submits To Dark Side. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 1, 2017

Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.

SURRENDER, MANAFORT! Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 30, 2017

Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.

Trump Bitches At Gold Star Families. Again. Wonkagenda for Oct. 23, 2017

Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

Beloved Wise President Donald Trump Could PROBABLY Save Nation With Alexander-Murray Healthcare Bill!

A bipartisan compromise is not out of reach, just as long as Donald Trump decides it was his idea all along.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!