Tag: Paul LePage

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!
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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Wants Press To Die For Reporting All The Fake News He Makes Up

Paul LePage isn't lying. He's just a postmoderninst.

Someone Is Intentionally Sabotaging Minnesota’s Health Care Exchange Enrollment, Isn’t That Neat?

How evil do you have to be to intentionally sabotage people trying to buy health care?
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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Solves All His Problems With One Weird Trick: Will Never Talk To Press Again

Maine Gov. Paul LePage has vowed to never ever ever speak to reporters again, and possibly to hold his breath until he turns sane.
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Not-Racist Maine Gov. Paul LePage Advocates Shooting Blacks And Mexicans, Is That Bad?

Paul LePage is not a racist, no matter how many times he says that black drug dealers are coming to Maine to impregnate all its white women. If you insist on thinking Paul LePage is a racist, despite all...
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Racist Maine Gov. Paul LePage Ready To Duel Anyone Who Calls Him Racist

Apparently LePage thinks it's cool to say you want to murder a legislator, as long as you only want to murder him in a duel in 1825.

Let’s Laugh At These Sad White Guys Trying To Outlaw Sexxxy Gayness In Maine

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PLAN, GUYS.
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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Takin’ All The Federal Welfare Monies, Not Giving It To Poor Kids. Huh!

Horrible bile monster and Maine Gov. Paul LePage hates poor people, but keeps getting federal funds intended to help them. What to do, what to do...?

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Will Starve All The Poor People Unless He Can Deny Them Cake

Paul LePage continues quest to be the worst human on earth.

Did Maine Gov. Paul LePage Steal A Lady’s Dog? We Are Just Asking Questions!

Gov. Paul LePage is even a jerk when he is adopting a dog from a shelter.
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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Would Like To Be President Trump’s Secretary Of Dickishness

Less than halfway into his second term, Maine Governor Paul LePage is so over governing his lame state full of lazy drug addicts and loser student protesters. In a town hall in Lewiston Wednesday, he told the crowd he...
Well done, Maine Lege!

Maine Legislature Tells Gov. Paul LePage To F*ck Himself Right In The Ear

A nice-time update, at least insofar as anything involving opioid overdoses can be considered "nice": On Friday, the Maine Legislature voted overwhelmingly to override Gov. Paul LePage's veto of a bill to allow pharmacists to dispense the anti-overdose drug...

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Flees University Building Dedication In Epic Snit

Maine Gov. Paul LePage, not a man given to patience, reason, or indeed any known habits of civilized humans, abruptly stormed out of a dedication ceremony at the University of Maine at Farmington Tuesday after noticing two (2) students...
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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Wishes Indians Would Talk Gooder Like

Maine Gov. Paul LePage has never missed a meal, but that hasn't kept him from opening his flabby ol' lip yappers to bitch that minimum wage folk are living too high on the hog. This weekend at the Maine...

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Explains Death Is Most Effective Overdose Treatment

Maine Gov. Paul LePage, a man with a three-page entry in the book 1000 Reasons Space Aliens Should Vaporize Earth, Just To Be Sure, vetoed a bill Wednesday that would have allowed pharmacists to dispense the anti-overdose drug naloxone...