Tag: patriarchy

Knock Knock, Ivanka, FBI Calling! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 2, 2018

Vanky and Jared both under SO MANY 'vestigations, panicked Ben Carson trying to give his dinette money back, and White House staffers are stuck on the Trump train.

Dilbert Guy Scott Adams: Why Won’t Any Of These ‘Women’ Give Terrorists A Hug?

How old is Yr Wonkette? We remember when Dilbert was still funny. While Scott Adams has been churning out the same old cubicle jokes for years, his real passion seems to have gone into blogging from an odious libertarian...
There might be some racist implications to this term. But only pussies care about racism

Wingnuts Invent Fun New Way To Slur Each Other, Hooray!

Heya Wonkers! We would like to have words with you. Or rather, a word with you. And that word is "cuckservative," which is the hot new catchphrase of Summer 2015. Expect to start seeing it everywhere soon, and also...
Be afraid. Very afraid.

It Is Time To Ban All The Men From Congress, Obviously

Men are kind of the worst,* as we all know. They are paid more money for the same job at . They are charged less for dry-cleaning. They do most of the murdering, raping, domestic violencing and other criming....
Guess he taught that cuni a lesson.

How Are The Feminists Keeping Men From Getting Laid Today?

Nothing like kicking off 2015 with a few stories about how bad men have it in today's modern feminist-dominated world, where men are on the verge of being ruined by all these radical feminists running loose and running everything,...
Sometimes he helps, no, no really

Hero Dads Who Are Heroes Cook Dinner Sometimes Like Total F*cking Heroes

Sure, in old-timey days the women did all the housework and the childcare and the cooking and the shopping and the every other damned thing including the wiping of their husbands' precious bottoms, but ever since the feminists killed...
Don't make us angry. You wouldn't like us when we're angry.

Microsoft CEO Dude: Chicks Don’t Need Raises, Just Karma

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is a man, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how sometimes it's hard to be a woman. Especially a woman who has a job for a living and, as is the case in pretty...

Anti-Gay Anti-Girl Crackpot ‘Quiverfull’ Leader Resigns Following Affair, And Also It’s Tuesday

Happy Blowvember, everyone! Yet another rightwing "pro family" leader hasĀ  resigned after an extramarital affair; this time around, it's Douglas Phillips, former president of "Vision Forum Ministries." In a seriously icky resignation statement, Phillips writes There has been serious sin...

NH Senate Candidate Jim Rubens: Mass Shooters, Serial Killers Just Standing Their Ground Against The Matriarchy

On this fine morning we are pleased to present a genuine rarity: A Republican politician who seems sincerely worried about mass shootings! Former New Hampshire State Sen. Jim Rubens, who is officially eyeing Jeanne Shaheen's US Senate seat, made...

Deleted Comments Of The Week: A Slushpile Sampler

It's been a little while since our comments queue overflowed with good old fashioned vitriol, and as we've noted previously, we simply don't seem to get the kind of unhinged semiliterate rants that made us all feel like worthly...

Hot New Trend: Spank Your Wife In Jesus’ Name

So here is one of those stories that at first looks hilariously fucked up, and then, the more you look at it, the hilarity melts away and you are left with nothing but a big sad ugly bucket of...

Slutty 13-year-old Whore Shouldn’t Have Gotten Herself Raped If She Didn’t Want To Be Called A Slutty Whore

You know what is all kinds of fucked up and wrong and evil and worse than Hitler? No, notĀ Obamacare. Or birth control. Or Mitch McConnell's office getting bugged. Sit down, Republicans, we said not Obamacare. No, the correct answer is:...