Tag: pat toomey

Jeff Sessions Gets Ready For War. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 1, 2018

Trump still doesn't understand what an attorney general does, Jared Kushner offers jobs for huge bank loans, and Betsy DeVos protects the credit industry from poor students. Your morning news brief.

Paul Ryan Cut Taxes On Rich So He Can Fuck Grandma Millie. No Kink-Shaming!

There's a reason Charlie Pierce calls Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver.

What Are You Going To Do, Republicans, Count The Tree Rings On Roy Moore’s Dick?

The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?

Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It

If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
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Your Senate Sunday Is FREE AT LAST!

Let's take one last look at some of the top Senate races, for America!

Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
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John McCain Promises To Keep Supreme Court Crippled Until President Palin Elected In 2020

John McCain says President Hillary can't have no Supreme Court justices. THANKS OBAMA.
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Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 22, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 9, 2016

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Adorable Senate Prepares To Pretend To ‘Do Something’ About Guns, Isn’t That Sweet?

Oh good, the Senate is finally going to appear to do something about guns, and then fail. Then we can go back to having our real gun laws dictated to the states by the NRA, as the Founders intended.

Ted Cruz Just Wants To Help GOP Senate Buddies But They’re All Busy Washing Their Hair

Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!

Pennsylvania Democrats Have Hot 3-Way In Race To Take On Pat Toomey (R-Yawn)

a href="http://wonkette.com/600294/maryland-has-two-awesome-democrats-running-for-senate-can-we-have-both"Welcome back to our newish feature, our weekly countdown of U.S. Senate races, yes, even the ones where there's no real contest. But not this week! Last time, we looked at Maryland's primary between two ridiculously well-qualified Democrats;...

BREAKING: GOP Does Not Want To Work, Just Wants To Bang On Drum All Day

If you were just sitting around today wondering if Senate Republicans were going to think about doing their goddamn job on, well, anything really, wonder no more: they have indeed done something, which is to get together and take a vote...

Senators Maybe Agree On Gun Background Checks; NRA Psychics Predict That Shootings Will Still Happen

Good news, everybody! There's been incremental progress toward closing the gun-show loophole in background checks for gun purchases! Senators Pat Toomey (R-Pennsylvania) and Joe Manchin ("D"-West Virginia) announced that they have agreed on a watered-down version of universal background...

Romney Blames Obama For Plant That Closed During Bush Presidency

Mitt Romney is touring America for some reason, and on Thursday he was in Lorain, Ohio, at a National Gypsum plant that is no longer open, which he LOVES to do despite the fact that he was complicit in...

DSCC Accuses Pat Toomey of Being Communist Fortune Cookie

Sharron Angle's not the only one who looks Asian. According to the DSCC, Pennsylvania Sleestak character's opponent Pat Toomey is a no-good red Chinaman because he supports free trade practices. Was a country of 1.3 billion people just reduced...