A sincere call for international understanding.
Let's just ignore the neo-Nazis and the other crazies. Maybe they'll go away.
Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch.
Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?
White House press secretary Sean Spicer wants us to recognize that five-year-olds are a definite threat to America.
No wonder Texas loons weren't going insane about this last year. It's a biennial event.
Idaho rightwingers are a special kind of crazy.
Life During InfoWartime.
The 'Casablanca' remake, with Glenn Beck as Victor Lazlo, should be epic.
Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?
Weird Dilbert Guy and Wonkette darling Scott Adams has had a rough couple of weeks. Last week, he claimed he was SHADOWBANNED by Twitter, and also that people were being paid by some mysterious and unknown entity to say...
Donald Trump knows the truth about Google: It's out to get him, just like everyone else.
Americans are now afraid of terrorist cookies.
Donald Trump Jr explains where he got his lovable Patrick Bateman personality.
Julian Assange says thing, Wonkette prepares for shitstorm in the comments.