Tag: pages

Friend of Children Mark Foley Looking At Running For Office Again

Guess who may run for mayor of West Palm Beach, Florida! Mark Foley is certain the voters would give him a chance. "I do have the luxury that I can be the last man to file if I choose...

Mark Foley Joins His Pal Justin Bieber On Twitter

Wow. Congressional-page connoisseur Mark Foley is on Twitter. Is he legally allowed to do that? Who knows, but it turns out Foley has been on Twitter since March. He only has 181 followers right now, despite being rather infamous....

First Congressman Gets Pig AIDS! UH OH

Earlier today your Wonkette wrote, "Well, whichever members of Congress get sick first, we’ll know they’ve been schtupping the pages," because all of the pages currently have devastating pig AIDS. Now we have a weiner! His name is Greg...

C'MON PAGES, GET THE REST OF CONGRESS SICK: "Ten House pages were treated over the weekend for 'flu-like symptoms' in a potential outbreak of swine flu, the House Office of the Clerk announced Monday." Those wretched rugrats, never washing...

Senate Pages All Have Swine Flu Pig AIDS

Considering the way DC interns and pages spend literally every waking hour exchanging bodily fluids and poop with each other and their middle-aged closeted bosses, the only thing surprising about the "Senate Pages Got The Pig AIDS" story is...

Mark Foley Breaks 2-Year Silence

Poor Mark Foley. In olden times (two years ago), he was just another affable barely-closeted gay Republican, well liked by his colleagues and constituents. Then he got caught exchanging sexy instant messages with 17-year-old male pages who were pretty...

Mark Foley Is Getting Desperate

Congressional Sex Slaves!

Gossip Roundup: Kitty’s Revenge

Mark Foley, Cockblocked Again

Gossip Roundup: Something Media-ish