Tag: oprah

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 19, 2018

Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!

Oprah’s Speech Was Amazing, Now Shut Your Fucking Mouth

Hey, let's argue about whether Oprah should run for president! Why? LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON.

Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma. (OK, Not Actually Uma.) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan 8, 2018

Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief.

Sarah Palin’s Posse Grabs White House By Pussy, And It Is Classy As Fuque!

Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!

Mike Flynn Dumped By Trump! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 14, 2017

Mike Flynn falls from grace, Joe Scarborough has a love problem, and super nerds save data! Your morning news brief!

Oprah Would Like To ‘Splain Something To Dumb ‘Undecided’ Voters

Oprah explains that it doesn't matter if you *like* Hillary, because SHE AIN'T COMIN' TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER!

What Are Fox News Patriots Saying About Terrible, Horrible America-Hater Colin Kaepernick?

Did you hear Kaepernick is a secret Islamic? Sean Hannity did!
They're laughing with me, right Mama?

Looks Like God Knocked Up Bristol Palin Again

Oh my stars, it seems America's most virginal born-again virgin is with child. Again: I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I am pregnant. Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this...

Here Is Hillary Clinton Being Pretty Funny On Colbert (Video)

Do you hate Hillary Clinton? We do sometimes, like for instance for most of the 18 years since her husband signed the Welfare Reform Act. But then she showed up for her first hello at State and the career...

Donald Sterling Continues To Bloviate; Sky Is Still Blue

Donald Sterling ain't never gonna stop being Donald Sterling, even as those around him try to salvage the wreckage. Though his wife Shelley confirmed she has his authority to sell the Clippers, Sterling himself is still protesting the NBA's...

School Superintendent Is The Very Best At Racially, Sexually Slurring His Employees, Say Employees

Sometimes, we are grudgingly impressed by the lengths that stupid/awful people will go in terms of their behavior in the workplace. Take for example one Mr. Ronald O. Ross, superintendent of the Greenburgh School District in New York, who...

Here Is Your Not-At-All-Complete List Of People Who Will Buy The Clippers Out From Under Racist Donald Sterling

Now that Donald Sterling has been suspended 4LYFE from the NBA, everyone is lining up to say they'd buy the Clippers, which is probably what the NBA hoped. Force a sale and get this guy gone. Since Magic Johnson...

Oprah’s Ex-Stepmom Is Kind Of A Bitch, And Many Other Happy Nice Time Links!

So much happy! So little time! Sean Hannity SO MAD at Jon Stewart, SOOOO MAD! OPRAH's ex-stepmom sounds like a real nice lady who calls her stepdaughter "ghetto," laughs at her taste, calls her a lesbian, and then is :...