Tag: opitomy of a dumb ass

Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It

Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles.

We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards.

Deleted Comments: From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee! I Will Never Stop Until Wonkette Debates Me!

The 2nd Amendment is the law of the land, so protesting guns is treason. Cool story, bro.

Deleted Comments: Sure, Oklahoma Can’t Pay Teachers Or Cops, But At Least We Aren’t In Debt.

Where the Derp comes whippin' down the plains...


Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!

Deleted Emails: Guess We’re All Mormons Now

Sometimes, autocorrect is not the ranter's friend.

Deleted Comments: One Of Those Weeks Where The Bigots Forgot What Their Own Slurs Mean

We found a very busy troll. Is he Russian? Nah, he's kind of slow, actually.

Deleted Comments: If Liberals Knew History Facts, They’d Know ‘W.E.B. De Bois’ Hated Mexicans

The neat thing about history is that you can actually look it up. Pity this idiot didn't bother.

Deleted Comments: We Hear From One Of The Greatest Geniuses To Walk This Earth

We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.

Deleted Comments: The Swiss Are Working On An Artificial Vagina

And when they have it perfected, women are OUT.

The Deleted Comments Before Christmas

It's the morning of the night before the annual Sacred Baby Festival, and we come bearing gifts -- we're fresh out of lords a-leaping, and the five gold rings all have TRUMP stamped on them, so you'll have to...

Deleted Comments: Hey, Did You Know Al Franken Is Jewish? Like, Really, REALLY Jewish!

Not only that, but Roy Moore, is surprisingly like Mick Jagger. We are not making that up.
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: I’m Against Abortion, So I Wish You’d Been Miscarried. I’ll Pray For You.

We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT

We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.

Deleted Emails: We Were CC’d On An Email To GOD!

We got a very rude email, and it turned out to be right. Also, God has our email address, but is not the rude one.

Deleted Comments: Turns Out Some People REALLY Don’t Like The Pope. Who Knew?

If a post is about guns, the Catholic church, or vaccines, you can bet it'll keep getting weird comments for years.