Tag: olympics

Our Barry Did So Well In The 2009 Meta-Olympics!

Obama gets a gold medal in the prestigious Kindly Requesting The Olympics For Chicago While In Denmark event. David Letterman slept with some people on his staff and some other lady turned around and performed extortion on him! Some...

Michael Steele Hates America Having The Olympics!

Earlier today Republican strange person Michael Steele joined his fellow party dingbats to yell at Obama for traveling to King Hamlet's Court in Elsinore to argue for Chicago's 2016 Olympic bid. It is Not Presidential. We have no opinion...

New Details About Obama’s Big Health Care Speech Reveal This Thing Will Include Details!

Obama's big health care legislation presentation next week will feature such novelties as an explanation of the contents of said health care legislation. Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens' hiring of only one clerk for the 2010 Supreme Court...

While We Wait For Barry’s Vice President

Here's some lady named Tammany Hall on the teevee, making fun of the Chinese. Tiki Barber and the other gal are like, "who is this idiot?" The best part is at :11 when one of the two ladies makes...

Entire Chinese Olympics Is Elaborate Fake

Do you have the Summer Olympic Fever? No? Neither do we. But now we sort of regret missing the Opening Ceremony, which was apparently done completely with the computer game The SIMS. Those magical fireworks with the awful Feet of...

Was Bush Falling Down Drunk At Olympics?

George W. Bush wasn't just dripping sweat while acting like a lunatic at the Olympics -- he also couldn't actually stand up on his own. Jesus! See the creepy close-up, after the jump. Photos of George W. Bush 'Drunk As...

A Children’s Treasury of Stupid Bush-In-China Pictures of Ladies’ Volleyball

So, George W. Bush sure enjoyed his Olympic Chinese holiday! Here he is with the volleyball girls, living every heterosexual man's dream. Let's see how many ridiculous ways your beloved Mainstream Media tries to describe this scene, in a...

Oh No, A Battle Somewhere, What Is Wrong With The MEDIA?

"The United States urged Russia on Friday to halt aircraft and missile attacks in Georgia's breakaway region of South Ossetia and withdraw its combat forces from Georgian territory as the situation in the former Soviet state verged on full-scale...

Chinese National Pride On Full Display In ‘Washington Post’ Photo

Wonkette photo operative "Jamie" sends this scan of your friendly neighborhood WaPo. "Spectators at a morning flag-raising ceremony at Tiananmen Square in Beijing shout slogans in praise of China, whose residents are reveling in national pride," reads the caption....

WTF? A tipster writes, "Possible suicide? Chinese man in front of Obama's office on the 7th floor of Hart , threatening to jump." Could it be The Batman? Somebody go take a camera-phone picture. UPDATE: "Sadly, no camera phone to...

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