Tag: olympics

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Mike Pence Has This Terrible Pain In All The Diodes Down His Left Side

Let's dispel with this fiction that Mike Pence doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

Badass Gay Figure Skater ‘Bout To Land Perfect Triple Axel UP MIKE PENCE’S ASS

Openly gay US figure skater Adam Rippon is having NONE. OF. MIKE. PENCE'S. SHIT.

Gymnast-Molesting Doctor Thinks It Is Very Rude Of Judge To Make Him Listen To His Victims

Oh the poor, delicate flower... who molested and raped more than 140 girls and owned piles of child pornography.

Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un

He's going to get us all killed.

Athletes, Please Don’t Stick Your Wieners in Vacuums

Welcome, lovelies, to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your (semi-)weekly roundup of the choicest stuff and nonsense the internet can hurl our way! A thousand pardons for our absence last week, but we're back again to make a dent in...

Forget Ryan Lochte, Let’s Talk About This Hot Medal-Winning American Gymnast Gettin’ Nekkid!

Danell Levya has won two silver medals in Rio, and even better, he is a TOTAL feminist and a super-supporter of LGBT rights.

NBC And Fox News Very Concerned About The Cosmetic Choices Of Female Olympic Athletes!

Should they wear make-up so men like Bo Dietl don't get squicked out watching them on the TV? Let's discuss!
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 12, 2016

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How Is The Daily Beast Being A Raging Dumpster Fire Today?

The Daily Beast thought it would be cool to publish a story that basically outed a bunch of gay Olympic athletes in Rio, some of them from 'notoriously homophobic' countries. For real, they did that.

Jenna Bush Lathers Up A Tongan


Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 9, 2016

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USA Swimming Won’t Let Rapey Brock Turner Swim Ever Again, What A Shame

Here's a nice story for your Friday morning!