Tag: old handsome joe biden

Sad Slob Mitt Romney Just Deliberately Messing With Our Heads Now

Hey, remember that Mitt Romney guy? Yeah, us neither, really, but apparently he was expecting to be president, since it was his birthright or something? And now, he's just wandering around in a sad daze, with only his hundreds...

An Open Letter To Donald Trump Re: Buy Everything Day At WonketteBazaar.com

Dear Muskrat-Headed Ego-Beast From Hell Mr. Trump, We see that Barry Bamz has not taken you up on your generous offer, and that despite your seditious patriotic efforts to spark a pro-liberty uprising, every indication is that That One...

Joe The Plumber II: The Bidening

You will remember 2008, yes? When "Joe the Plumber" seized the nation's imagination and served as the nation's templar for our hopes that there was a secret groundswell of angry anti-Obama voters who would make the race close and...

Watch Out, America: Handsome Joe Biden Wants To Snuggle You

Guys, Wonkette's Los Angeles-based Editrix is probably still asleep at this early hour, so we'll just take this opportunity to discuss a story that may produce some mixed emotions for her. We mean, on the one hand, who...

Old Handsome Joe Biden Just Messing With Us Now

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full...

Live-Blogging Barack Obama Getting You Pregnant Right Through The Television

Everybody get your fine illegal Communist rum and your fine illegal Windowpane, and meet us back here just in time for the tribute to Old Handsome Joe Biden, and then Barry making love to you again like it is...