Tag: ohio

Senate Sunday: For Ohio, Sherrod Brown Burns Brighter Than The Cuyahoga River. Wait, Let’s Rephrase That…

Sorry, Ohio, but you're never going to live down that Randy Newman song. Deal.

Everything About This School Gun Story Is Sad And Horrible

Maybe just don't even read it.

Donald Trump Says Bunch Of Dumb Shit While Stock Market Plunges. Look, Kittens!

If Monday was any indication, we're in for another weird week.

Sad NYT Nazi YOU’RE FIRED Even Though He Had Such Nice Manners, Sad!

There’s always at least SOME fun news.

Ohio Supreme Court Judge Wants You To Know He Is A Real Sex Machine To All The Chicks

One might say he is missing the point?

Want To Make Trump So Sad? Sign Up For Obamacare Starting Tomorrow!

With the first ACA enrollment under Trump starting tomorrow, things look bad, but not horrible. Mostly.

Senate Intel Committee: Trump-Russia Investigation Will Be Over When It’s Over, So GTFO

The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(

Cat Check: Here Are Two Pussies Donald Trump Definitely Didn’t Grab

Has Donald Trump ever had a pet? We don't think any animals would like him. It's also your OPEN THREAD.

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!
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Trump DOJ Will Save Us From People Voting Infrequently By Not Letting Them Vote At All

Donald Trump needs to restrict voting to make sure Hillary Clinton never gets any more votes in 2016.

Would-Be Ohio Senator Josh Mandel Defends Pizzagate Crazies From Murderous Jews

Ohio's GOP Senate candidate has gone from annoying pipsqueak to annoying 'alt-right'-embracing pipsqueak.

Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It

If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.

Genius Republican Thinks Waiters Aren’t Worth Wasting Medicine On

If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

President Hillary Clinton Releases Marvelous Plan To Improve Obamacare, Aren’t You Glad She Won?

Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!