Tag: official portrait

Here Is Old Handsome Joe Biden To Dampen Your Panties

Wonkers, until now were your panties too dry? Well Old Handsome Joe Biden is from the government, and he's here to help. We mean, we are aware that we have a thing for daddies (and also of all internet...

Please Nobody Tell The Yahoo! Commenters About Michelle Obama’s New Portrait

Do you know who Yahoo! commenters love? Hint: It is Michelle Obama! They love her very, very much, and when they call her "Moocow" and "Squatch" and "Sasquatch" and "Mooch" and "Silver-Backed Gorilla," it is not because of racisms...

Contest! What Is This Official George W. Bush White House Portrait Missing?

Did we all have a good time watching Dubya make some funneez at the White House today? It was pretty good! He was all like, haha, you know and I know and everybody knows that I was pretty much...