Tag: occupy wall street

Will Herman Cain Propose Chilean-Style Student Riots?

Jabbering nincompoop Herman Cain is the new star of the GOP 2012 Campaign, this week -- that's how much Republicans don't like their front-runner, Mitt Romney. Herman Cain's policy positions are as ridiculous as they are insane: Something about...

Wonkette Interviews the Peaceful Park Dweller Hippie Fiends!

The Park Dwellers: In Their Own Words! Watch this brave anonymous high school teacher ("I hope my principal doesn't see this") talk about what's happening in New York that the National Media (all based in New York) refuses to...

NYC Protesting and Palling Around With Anti-Terror Militarized Police

Good morning! Your dutiful Occupy Wall Street correspondent is still embedded with the Sandinistas of Zuccotti Park, who still want to destroy America with their nonviolent opposition to living in a terrible banana republic. We even accompanied the park...

Here’s a Portrait of Riley Waggaman Covering the NYC Protests (With a Monopoly Apple Computer)

At least the New York Observer is giving a little of the News Hole to the #OccupyWallStreet gang! Here's our own correspondent, Riley Waggaman, with his bad-ass bomber jacket and monopoly Apple laptop that is now the only computer...

Michael Moore and the Granny Peace Squad Occupy Wall Street

Hello friends! Your Occupy Wall Street correspondent spent the day familiarizing himself with the park-dwelling lifestyle (pro tip: poop at McDonald's, not in your pants) and meeting the treacherous peaceniks that he will be spending an entire week with....

American Media Hates Peaceful Protesters For Not Being Violent Pigs

Occupy Wall Street has just completed its ninth day -- but you wouldn't know, since America's glorious free press is too busy covering the Big Stories: "New Ben and Jerry's flavor in poor taste?" and "Man with broken leg...