Tag: occupy wall street

UPDATE: Sad Nitwit Rick Perry Also Tricked By Occupy Toronto Parody

Oh for god's sake. The fictional Occupy Toronto protester quote we posted about this morning also got snared in Rick Perry's crippled reality-detection filter via some huffy wingnut spam his son forwarded him, so here Perry is righteously sermonizing...

Dweeb Right-Wing Bloggers Fall For Clearly Fake #OWS Parody

The Internet has a very important question for us today: can whiny conservative bloggers even read? There at the top of this Globe and Mail article about Occupy Toronto lies the ominous word: SATIRE. Beneath it follows a series...

We Now Agree With Newt Gingrich About One Thing, Can You Guess?

This is a very inane video and we do not generally like to reward insipid topics like "interviews with Newt Gingrich" with more viewz, but this one is fun because it includes Newt having a giggle at Meghan McCain's...

Jackass Trader Expands On Crazy Leaflets With Insane Manifesto

Last week the smug oddballs at the Chicago Board of Trade were dumping cryptic leaflets on the Occupy Chicago protesters mysteriously proclaiming with all the rhetorical precision of Chuck Grassley's Twitter feed to be the "1% paying for this."...

Here’s the Insane Video of Marine Vet Scott Olsen Shot At #OccupyOakland

Jesus H. Christ. First it's a lot of BANG BANG BANG and screaming as tear gas fills the air followed by GRAPHIC (there, you're warned if you're at work) footage of former Marine Scott Olsen from Veterans for Peace...

Obama Carefully Begs Angry Young People To Vote For Him Again

OH, THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD: President Obama will make a fancy announcement about some sort of Official Plan to help the college edjumucated young'uns shed a few less tears when they receive their mammoth monthly student loan bill statements,...

Meghan McCain Writes Least Insightful Column About #OWS In History

EVERYONE EXHALE, America's foremost pillar of Internet opinionation Meghan McCain has finally found time in her manic schedule writing her bi-monthly Daily Beast column to drop by Zuccotti Park so she can do her part and help explain to...

Fox And Friends Call Protester Mom ‘Filth’ For Joining #OWS

The mentally ill dingbats at Fox and Friends devoted part of their program to calling kindly mom lady protester Stacy Hessler "disgusting filth" because she was so moved by the Occupy Wall Street protests that she left her teenage...

To New York Post, Beans & Rice Donated To #OWS Is ‘Food For a King’

When there's nothing else to bitch about, count on ignorant scare-sheet the New York Post to find something evil about the peaceful and polite Occupy Wall Street protesters. Maybe they are eating fancy liberal food? A new poll of...

WSJ Surveys #OWS, Finds Dangerous Radicals (Meaning, Democrat Voters)

Here's a pre-tangled mess of shitty intestines to unravel: Michael Bloomberg's pollster arranged a survey of the Occupy Wall Street campers and published his paranoid/fearmongering results in the Wall Street Journal. The pollster/WSJ columnist, Douglas Schoen, then objectively described...

#OWS Protester Scares Off Product-Plugging MSNBC Blowhard

Here's a talking head from the MSNBC cable entertainment channel trying to get some video interview content for his political show. The guy getting yelled at is apparently "Dylan Ratigan," and his colleague is wearing a shirt from another...

A Series of Unfortunate Events Awaits Wall Street Executives

Beloved children's author Lemony Snicket has visited the Occupy Wall Street protest and wrote up a list of observations that will hopefully chill those within the executive suites looking down upon Zuccotti Park. Here are three of those observations: Historically,...

Tea Party Dingbats Vow To Pretend To Stop Hiring Jobseekers

As infamous walking cue-ball "Joe the Plumber" proved in 2008, America is top-loaded with dubiously employed gasbag wingnuts who believe they are the economic equals of the Koch Brothers. Each near-bankrupt sole proprietor of a drywall-hanging home-based business that...

‘I Hate Banks,’ the New National Anthem (From 1986)

People have been speaking to your editor about the prophetic words of the Reverend Mojo Nixon, particularly this song -- recorded live with Skid Roper in a St. Louis club back when Ronald Reagan was still technically alive. So...

The NYC Citibank Arrests, According To the OWS Videographer

A lot of people have watched the shocking video of people being locked into the LaGuardia Place Citibank branch while some thug undercover cop wrestled away a nice young lady in a business suit who was apparently arriving at...

Citigroup Earnings Rise 74% As Cops Giggle Over Citibank Arrests

Cheer up, America! You might be spending your evening meal staring down that last half-can of reheated Spaghetti-Os salted with your own tears, but your old corporate person frenemy Citigroup posted a cool 74% increase in earnings this quarter!...