Tag: obstruction of justice

Bet Robert Mueller Thinks This Devin Nunes Tweet Is REAL Funny

We bet his special dairy cow would go LM-OOOOOOOOO! if she could read this joke, but cows cannot read.
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Gonna Need You To Hold Her Beer While She Beats Chuck Grassley’s Ass

Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.

Here Are The Top Bullshits In Devin Nunes’s Memo SO FAR

In no way is this list exhaustive.

That’s It? Really? Really, Devin Nunes? For Real?

LOLOLOL OK SHOW US THE REAL MEMO NOW.

SURE, LET’S TALK ABOUT THE GODDAMNED DEVIN NUNES MEMO SOME MORE, WHY THE HELL NOT

This is extraordinary. Abso-fucking-lutely EXTRAORDINARY.

Ohhhhhhh, Hope Hicks! What Have You Done?!?!?!

What has become of our Hope Hicks? Is she a COMMON CRIMINAL now??????

Story Time With Devin Nunes. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 1, 2018

Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.

FBI Says Dumb Lyin’-Ass Devin Nunes Memo Real Fuckin’ Dumb, Also Full Of Lies

Who's full of shit? Devin Nunes is full of shit!

Nice Speech, Idiot. Let’s Talk More About How President Pee Tape And Devin Nunes Are Destroying America!

All your Devin Nunes Is A Piece Of Shit updates RIGHT HERE!

Trump Tried To Saturday Night Massacre Robert Mueller By The Pussy, But He Couldn’t Get There

What kind of Saturday Night LMAO-ssacre is this?

President Loud Stupid Talked To Reporters Without Adult Supervision Again. It Went Just Great.

Trump CAN'T WAIT to testify before Robert Mueller's grand jury! Just kidding, Trump's lawyer says that is fake news.

DONALD TRUMP WALL STREET JOURNAL RUSSIA TREASON NO DEMENTIA NO DEMENTIA YOU ARE THE DEMENTIA

WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO SIT DOWN WITH JOURNALISTS?

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

It’s Real Fuckin’ Obvious Why GOP Didn’t Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript

YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?