Tag: obstruction of justice

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

Holy Shit, Just How Much Did Donald Trump Jr. Lie To The Senate Today?

Sounds like he lied A WHOLE FUCKIN' LOT.

Is Robert Mueller Wiping His Ass With Trump’s Tax Returns RIGHT NOW? Sure, Maybe!

Mueller has reportedly teamed up with the Criminal Investigation unit of the IRS. Uh oh, Trump and Manafort!

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Hey Rocky, Watch Newt Gingrich Pull Bill Clinton’s Dick Out Of Trump’s Hat!

Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.

Oh Hey, Donald Trump! You Are Under Investigation For Being A Dumb Justice-Obstructing Dick!

What's Trump supposed to do, NOT obstruct justice? COME ON!

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

Can Jeff Sessions Jes’ Plumb Not Answer Your Scary Questions? An Executive Privilege Lawsplainer!

Jeff Sessions supports The Rule of Law! Well, for brown people anyway.

U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Didn’t Want To Do Phone Sex With Donald Trump

The president can call anyone he wants. That's what makes him King Shit.

Trump Declares Victory Over Comey By Squealing ‘I’M GONNA SUE!’

He's winning so much, he's going to get tired of winning.

Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017

Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!

Today’s Hearings: Senators Go HULK SMASH At Zip-Lipped Intel Chiefs Refusing To Give Up The Precious

Plus bonus video of Sen. Kamala Harris murdering some fools, with words!

‘Recused’ Shitweasel Devin Nunes Will Obstruct Justice For Trump If It’s The Last Thing He Does!

Glad to see Devin Nunes didn't learn anything from the last time he obstructed justice right in front of everybody's faces.