Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...
It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.
Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!
It's easy: Just repeal the ACA while keeping the ACA in place.
Just a small sample of the great minds weighing in on the issue of the day.
We already knew ACA repeal would suck. Now we know how much it would suck WITH NUMBERS. It sucks a LOT.
Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!
Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!
Let's all visit the sausage factory!
What Tom Cotton really meant was that Republicans should be more like Democrats. Maybe he could get behind single-payer next.
He really should just shut up and look pretty.
With global warming, there aren't even enough ice floes to strand the old folks on.
We really ought to try this one weird trick.
Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.
The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?
Yep, even Pence thinks it's bullshit, if you read between the lines and are not dumb!