OH NO The Democrats Shut Down The Government! In The Future! Say Liars And Idiots And Donald Trump! (Redundant!)
Let's not negotiate with a hostage taker.
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
They don't give out Pulitzers for just anything!
All the bullcrap from your Republican town halls.
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Huh, it's like the GOP doesn't actually care what its OWN voters want.
And if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. You just can't *afford* your doctor anymore.
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
Excuse us, FAKE NEWS, because the president doesn't drink. Amazing, right?
Walking Dumpster Fire Trump picks fight with Popular Congressmen! Bless His Heart! Your OPEN THREAD!
The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.
Of course, *Nixon* released his tax returns...