Tag: Obama

Nature vs. Nurture Debate: Solved! Convenient Baby Boomer Triumphalism! All This And More, In Books!

What's happenin' everyone? Besides America's anniversary with its first wife, George Washington, we mean. Books, books are what's happening. Lots of books about the military and its history, if that is your "thing." Also some meta-novel about moving to...

Which Famous Politician Would You Impregnate At Prom? Andrew Sullivan Already Has Dibs On Cheney

House Republican Eric Cantor responded to some of his critics with the most verboten of language, a sinful technical foul of our Constitution that just last month forced beloved Rod Blagoveich to perform for mercy on the David Letterman...

Obama Wants To Make Your Children Worse, Any Way He Can

Proven untrustworthy Oath of Office-giver Joe Biden was sent to give the Oath of Office to Hillary Clinton. To no one on Earth's surprise, he also sort of mocked this ceremony by giggling beforehand with reporters and the Clintons,...

Smug Liberals Pose For Smug Liberal Photographer, To Remind Americans Why They Hate Liberals

Annie Liebovitz will photograph literally anyone, as long as they are marginally famous. Ever since Watergate she has taken portraits of schlubby double-chinned Administration staffers, so as to glorify the current President and reassure the nation that, while power...

1/20/09: The Historic Day When George Bush Did Some Boring Thing

Hey, anybody remember anything special that happened yesterday? Any big events? Because if you are a newspaper editor, you know that the article you put on page 1 above the fold tends to be about really important, major developments,...

Obama Aligns Himself With The Dark Forces Of Sprint and HBO

Fascist propaganda organ "HBO" (Hussein Barack Obama) is censoring all footage of the Inauguration concert, just because they have legal ownership of that footage. Obama wants to prevent all the teevees from going digital, a plan that was written...

All The Hookers Are Now Free, For Obama’s Communist Amerika!

Local street hobos are very pessimistic about the Inauguration. Hope! Good news about your Maryland bars!: those in DC will stay open until 5 AM, and those in Annapolis will stay open until 3 AM. Obama might not be...

Obama’s Gay Bishop Is Also Probably A Gay Pawn

Obama hired some gay bishop to give some mini Invocation speech, for fairness. Barack Obama has made history by being the first politician to hire a gay man to perform a service and not break the law or his...

Valli Of The Dolls

McCain thinks YouTube is removing his Franki Valli remixes—kids love these—so he is suing the Internet. It is like four days until the election. Here are two memos confirming all the torture the White House has OKed, including the...

Negative Extra Credit For Jeffrey Toobin

Hey you teenagers with your HOPE Word Art "screen savers," today's the last day to register to vote in all the states in which such a thing would matter. Jeffrey Toobin is the only person left in America...

INSANE Hilltards On Vandalism Rampage?

So this guy in Orlando was driving, at night, when he suddenly noticed a gazillion cars all covered in goofy graffiti saying "Obama smokes crack." But that's only the beginning of the troubling evidence at the crime scene pointing...