Tag: Obama

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!

Wonkette Hereby Applies For Job On Sexcellent InfoWars Alex Jones Team Of ‘Elites’

Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!

Hillary Clinton Casually Suggests Bernie Sanders Not Messiah, Which Is Just Fucking Rude

We still liked that birdie though!

Obama’s Gentle Parting Words To Trump: Don’t Fuck It Up Too Bad, DUMBASS.

Barack Obama was much classier to Donald Trump than we would have been.

Glenn Thrush Clearly Woke Up On The ‘Chris Cillizza’ Side Of The Bed This Morning

We're sorry, Glenn, but we have to make an example out of you right now.

Trump Called Heather Heyer’s Mother During Her Funeral. Did He Think She’d Put Him On Speaker?

You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.

Hey, Barack O’Birthday! Here’s To 56 More Years Of Having Bigger Hands Than Donald Trump!

THANKS OBAMA. No really, thank you. And please come back. And happy birthday.

President Lazy-Ass Taking 17-Day Vacation, Because He Lacks Obama’s Stamina We Guess

To be fair, failure is EXHAUSTING.

The 86 Dumbfuckingest Things Trump Said To The Grown-Ass Leaders Of Mexico And Australia

WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?

Trump Signs Russian Sanctions With Tiny Fingers Crossed Behind His Back

Putin's gonna be MAAAAAAAAAAD.

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!

Pussy-Grabbing Trump Preying On Boy Scouts Now

Shouldn't the Boy Scouts Of America host ACTUAL role models with impressive lives who love America? Just a thought.