Tag: obama birthday

Hey, Barack O’Birthday! Here’s To 56 More Years Of Having Bigger Hands Than Donald Trump!

THANKS OBAMA. No really, thank you. And please come back. And happy birthday.

Barack Obama Can’t Stop LOLing At That Dumb Whack-Off Donald Trump

How many times will Obama talk about what a pompous dumb loser Trump is? AS MANY TIMES AS HE WANTS TO.

Happy 55th Birthday, President Obama! Check Out These Badass Senior Discounts We Found You!

We are just being silly, Obama is not old! But he does qualify for a bunch of good deals, and we think he'd be a fool to pass them up.
Happy birthday, you young thing!

Happy 54th, President Obama! You’re Still The Kenyan Muslim Infiltrator OF OUR HEARTS!

On this day 54 years ago, the long foretold Barack Hussein Obama was born in a remote field in Indokenyamuslimstan, the love child of the Prophet Muhammad and Beyoncé, who is a lot older than she looks. Everybody was so...