Whatever Pee Tape Russia Has On Donald Trump Must Be DISGUSTING. A VERY MAD Lesson On Recent Russian History!
Dimwitted Manchurian President STUPIDASS.
All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.
Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.
Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best.
Now Donald Trump says he's better than Obama because Obama didn't even USE the Oval Office.
Everything you never wanted to know about Dinesh D'Souza!
This kid right here. DAMN.
Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!
Sucks for you, transgender kids!
Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.
In case you've blocked out all of the horror over the past year, allow us to refresh your memory with Wonkette's top ten Trump-related posts!
What if they didn't hear Trump say 'shithole' because it just didn't register with them, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO RACISTS? Whoa if true!
LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.
Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.
Did Track Palin beat up his girlfriend again, allegedly? OR DID HE BEAT UP HIS DAD?