Hooray, our hero returns! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?
Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.
Only the best people work in the Trump administration.
Wonkette Conspiracy Corner!
Apparently physically threatening sitting US congressmen is NOT ALLOWED. Unfair!
Everything you need to know about how Susan Rice did nothing wrong and Donald Trump is a lying idiot.
Did Donald Trump just set a new record for Lowest Approval Rating Ever? Of course he did! Your OPEN THREAD!
Devin Nunes in the SERIOUSLY HOT SEAT now kids!
Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING
Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!
Ex-CIA chief Michael Hayden predicted the direction of Team Trump's 'WIRE TAPP' whining this past weekend, before it happened!
Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!