Ladies and gentlemen, your president.
Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
Fuck the White House's lies, because the REAL TRUTH is coming out!
HEYO! Some Republicans are being halfway decent about the James Comey firing. IS YOUR REPUBLICAN BEING GOOD?
Trump idiots just can't understand why Democrats aren't APPLAUDING him for firing James Comey!
Sally Yates goes (back) to Washington, the EPA hates scientists, and Texas has a border problem. Your morning news brief!
The ACLU has a lot of Netflix to catch up on, and therefore will BRB.
Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.
Donald Trump doesn't stand by anything he says, because he knows he's always right.
The Pentagon told Flynn he wasn't allowed to take money from hostile foreign governments way back in 2014. Weird, right????
That ... is not how any of this works.
THE PLOT THICKENS.
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Hooray, our hero returns! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!