Tag: NSC

Washington Post Says Trump’s Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!
'The Third of May 1808' by Francisco de Goya

Of Course Trump Loves This Fucking Bonkers NSC Memo Calling For Civil War

Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today.

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Very Sane Trump Mob Demands Total Muslim Jew Globalist H.R. McMaster’s Head On Stick

Looks Like Trump is sending his staff into the Thunderdome again.

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Mean New National Security Adviser Never Lets Trump Have Any Fun :(

'Adults' have always been in charge, and look what a mess they've made. Let's hand power to a petulant babyman instead!

White House Nazi Maybe YOU’RE FIRED! No, The Other White House Nazi.

Is Sebastian Gorka on his way out? And if so, is he REALLY leaving the U.S. government?

President Bannon Thinks Jared Kushner Is Total Cucking Jew! WHOA IF TRUE!

You don't talk about the president's boyfriend we mean son-in-law like that!

Steve Bannon Almost Quit In Piss-Rage Over Being Booted From National Security Council :(

George R.R. Martin is watching the Trump White House closely, if only to make sure his characters behave slightly better.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Steve Bannon Booted From National Security Council, We Can’t Imagine Why

He'll still be the last guy Trump talks to, though. He'll make sure of that.

Trump Goons Leaked To Devin Nunes? Pffffft. Oh You Mean THESE Trump Goons?

Devin Nunes in the SERIOUSLY HOT SEAT now kids!

Trump Shitcans Aides For Blasphemies Against The Dear Leader

Some Trump cabinet aides are losing their jobs for disloyalty before their bosses even get moved into the West Wing.