The GOP still can't figure out what it's doing, REXXON is blowing off security briefings, and Melon Trump hates being FLOTUS. Your post-vacay morning news brief!
How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.
There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
A KERFUFF-S-ALOT between the chairmen of the Senate and House Intelligence Committees!
What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!
DRIP DRIP DRIPPY DRIPPY SPLISH SPLASH FUCKING GO TO JAIL.
DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP.
All your late-breaking updates on Donald Trump Jr. trying to do conspiracies with Russians!
Stop what you're doing and watch this RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!
McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
What's Trump supposed to do, NOT obstruct justice? COME ON!
Today’s Hearings: Senators Go HULK SMASH At Zip-Lipped Intel Chiefs Refusing To Give Up The Precious
Plus bonus video of Sen. Kamala Harris murdering some fools, with words!
Donald Trump got a real yappy mouth.
Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP!