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Oh Hey, Donald Trump! You Are Under Investigation For Being A Dumb Justice-Obstructing Dick!

What's Trump supposed to do, NOT obstruct justice? COME ON!

Today’s Hearings: Senators Go HULK SMASH At Zip-Lipped Intel Chiefs Refusing To Give Up The Precious

Plus bonus video of Sen. Kamala Harris murdering some fools, with words!
Look closely at the fear in Vladimir's eyes.

The Intercept Breaks Huge Russian Hacking Story, For Glenn Greenwald To Shit On

Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP!

How Many Russians Does It Take To Rig An Election? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 6, 2017

The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!

‘Recused’ Shitweasel Devin Nunes Will Obstruct Justice For Trump If It’s The Last Thing He Does!

Glad to see Devin Nunes didn't learn anything from the last time he obstructed justice right in front of everybody's faces.

Director Of National Intelligence Does Not Deny Trump Tried To Grab Him By Pussy

Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.

Trump’s Own Spy Chiefs Refused To Murder FBI Investigation Into Trump. THANKS A LOT SPY CHIEFS (Really, Thanks!)

Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

Trump Lies That He Thought Obama Was Joshin’ When He Said Not To Hire Crazy Dick Mike Flynn

Funny how? Funny like a clown? Does Barack Obama amuse you?

Mick Mulvaney? He’s This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017

Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

Susan Rice ‘Unmasking’ Thing Still Bullshit *Even Though Republicans Hate Her A LOT*

Everything you need to know about how Susan Rice did nothing wrong and Donald Trump is a lying idiot.