Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
A KERFUFF-S-ALOT between the chairmen of the Senate and House Intelligence Committees!
What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!
DRIP DRIP DRIPPY DRIPPY SPLISH SPLASH FUCKING GO TO JAIL.
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All your late-breaking updates on Donald Trump Jr. trying to do conspiracies with Russians!
Stop what you're doing and watch this RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!
McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
What's Trump supposed to do, NOT obstruct justice? COME ON!
Today’s Hearings: Senators Go HULK SMASH At Zip-Lipped Intel Chiefs Refusing To Give Up The Precious
Plus bonus video of Sen. Kamala Harris murdering some fools, with words!
Donald Trump got a real yappy mouth.
Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP!
The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!
Glad to see Devin Nunes didn't learn anything from the last time he obstructed justice right in front of everybody's faces.
Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.