Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.
Trump’s Own Spy Chiefs Refused To Murder FBI Investigation Into Trump. THANKS A LOT SPY CHIEFS (Really, Thanks!)
Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?
Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
Wonkette Begs Deep State To Add Dick Jokes To Daily Leaks To Give Exhausted Bloggers A Motherfucking Break
WE ARE SO TIRED OH MY GOD WE ARE SO TIRED.
Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
Funny how? Funny like a clown? Does Barack Obama amuse you?
Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!
Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
Everything you need to know about how Susan Rice did nothing wrong and Donald Trump is a lying idiot.
Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.
Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.
Another cacophonous vomit fountain of bullshit from Spicer.
BREAKING NEWS, the Trump White House is lying.
Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.
Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!