Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
Everything you need to know about how Susan Rice did nothing wrong and Donald Trump is a lying idiot.
Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.
Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.
Another cacophonous vomit fountain of bullshit from Spicer.
BREAKING NEWS, the Trump White House is lying.
Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.
Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
Angela Merkel just read Donald Trump FOR FILTH, with *just her face*. Is there anything the Germans can't do?
Hey media, DO YOUR JOBS.
Heck yeah, America, this is where we are right now!
Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!
Why did Donald Trump reject Obama's nice offer to leave Malia and Sasha's play set for the Trump kids?
What Donald Trump sees when he gets on Twitter is ... uh ... we can't even.
Trump's empty cabinet, Obama's final farewell tour, and Texas has still has a pee pee problem. Your Morning News Brief!
Giuliani has a cash fetish, Donald Trump's crappy cabinet, and more reasons to hate Kanye West! Your daily news brief!