Tag: nsa

Director Of National Intelligence Does Not Deny Trump Tried To Grab Him By Pussy

Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.

Trump’s Own Spy Chiefs Refused To Murder FBI Investigation Into Trump. THANKS A LOT SPY CHIEFS (Really, Thanks!)

Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

Trump Lies That He Thought Obama Was Joshin’ When He Said Not To Hire Crazy Dick Mike Flynn

Funny how? Funny like a clown? Does Barack Obama amuse you?

Mick Mulvaney? He’s This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017

Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

Susan Rice ‘Unmasking’ Thing Still Bullshit *Even Though Republicans Hate Her A LOT*

Everything you need to know about how Susan Rice did nothing wrong and Donald Trump is a lying idiot.

Devin Nunes Would Like To Run His Dumbass Mouth Hole At You Some More, Please

Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.

The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday’s Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.

OMG SEAN SPICER STOP TRYING TO MAKE ‘WIRE TAPPS’ A THING. THEY WILL NEVER BE A THING.

Another cacophonous vomit fountain of bullshit from Spicer.

POTUS Twitter Working Overtime To Spread #FakeNews About Today’s Comey Hearing

BREAKING NEWS, the Trump White House is lying.

James Comey Pisses On Trump’s ‘Wire Tapp’ BS Like A Russian Pee Hooker

Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!