Tag: NRA

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?
When your only tool is a GE M134 Minigun, every problem looks like confetti

House Finally Does Something About Guns: Makes Them More Easily Available

The answer my friends, is always more guns.
'S okay, he's a nice demon like Anya.

Barack Obama Seizing 4,000 Guns — From Beyond The Grave!

You don't really expect a background check to check backgrounds, do you?

GOP Hopes You Won’t Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017

Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.

Supreme Court Won’t Let Gun Humpers Have Any Fun At All :(

The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Ryan Zinke Hates The Fucking Eagles, Man

Is lead bad for wildlife? That's just, like, your opinion, man.

EXCLUSIVE: Unaired Script For Dana Loesch’s NRA Scare Videos!

Hopefully we stay one step ahead of Poe's Law on this one.

Jesus Christ, Dana Loesch.

Dana is Loesching out.

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017

FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.
Free kitten with every five mass shootings

Oregon Judges Gonna Take All Your Freedom/Penises/Guns Away, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE TIME!

Oregon judges will have the ability to take guns away from people deemed a threat to themselves or others. How is that even fair? It's your OPEN THREAD!

NRA Demands Answers On Why Obama Never Banned All These Gun Things

Step right up and win a prize if your brother-in-law already explained this is Obama's fault!

Congress THINKS About Guns, Maybe. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 5, 2017

Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!

Las Vegas Reax Day Two: More Shitmouths, With Mouths Dripping With Shit

What's so noble about being dead?