John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.
A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection
Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.
MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?
Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.
Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.
Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?
The answer my friends, is always more guns.
You don't really expect a background check to check backgrounds, do you?
Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?
That Time Russians Tried To Hit Up The Trump Campaign But Jared Accidentally Hit The ‘Fuck You’ Button
JARED KUSHNER IS INNOCENT AGAIN.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
Is lead bad for wildlife? That's just, like, your opinion, man.
Hopefully we stay one step ahead of Poe's Law on this one.
Dana is Loesching out.