Tag: NRA

But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

NICE TIME! Scott Walker Is Sooooo Sad

Scott Walker says there's gonna be a Blue Wave in Wisconsin. We are the opposite of sad for him!
Still neither jailed nor dead

Ted Nugent Feels So Bad About How The Parkland Survivors Don’t Have Souls

Ted Nugent is on the board of the NRA and also once wrote a song about gangraping a 13-year-old girl.

NRA Didn’t Use Any Dirty Russian Money In 2016 Election … Oh You Mean THAT Dirty Russian Money?

No fucking idea what's going on here. Bet Robert Mueller knows, though!

Who Wants To Repeal The Second Amendment? Wonkette Raises Both Hands!

A sentence that determines our laws shouldn't be as open to interpretation as Ophelia's flower speech.

Books Not Bullets! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 26, 2018

The March For Our Lives swarms DC, Trump's lawyers run from Robert Mueller, Stormy Daniels blows in 60 Minutes. Your morning news brief.

Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.

Trump Just Yammering About Some Made-Up Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 15, 2018

Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.

LORDY, Adam Schiff Is Pretty Sure There Are Tapes!

Everything you ever wanted to know about the House Intel Committee investigation Devin Nunes refused to do!

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.

Snitches Get Stitches. Wonkagenda For March 8, 2018

Trump tries to silence his witnesses, Kris Kobach gets schooled in court, and Florida might actually pass some gun control. Your morning news brief.

YAY, Donald Trump’s Evil Idiot Sons Will Get To Bring Home Their Bloody Elephant Tails!

Instead of shooting an elephant, just go read George Orwell'e essay on that very thing. Christ, you people.

Dana Loesch Real Tough When There’s No Florida Kid Calling Her A Vampire To Her Face

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How To Reduce Gun Injuries: Just Send All Gun-Humpers Off To An NRA Convention, Forever.

A good guy with a gun is still likely to screw up now and then.

Donald Trump Coming For Your Guns Like A Common Barack Obama

Gosh, he's never going to live down this betrayal of the base... Oh, wait, he already has.