These might actually leave a mark!
Scott Walker says there's gonna be a Blue Wave in Wisconsin. We are the opposite of sad for him!
Ted Nugent is on the board of the NRA and also once wrote a song about gangraping a 13-year-old girl.
No fucking idea what's going on here. Bet Robert Mueller knows, though!
A sentence that determines our laws shouldn't be as open to interpretation as Ophelia's flower speech.
The March For Our Lives swarms DC, Trump's lawyers run from Robert Mueller, Stormy Daniels blows in 60 Minutes. Your morning news brief.
All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.
Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.
Everything you ever wanted to know about the House Intel Committee investigation Devin Nunes refused to do!
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
Trump tries to silence his witnesses, Kris Kobach gets schooled in court, and Florida might actually pass some gun control. Your morning news brief.
Instead of shooting an elephant, just go read George Orwell'e essay on that very thing. Christ, you people.
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A good guy with a gun is still likely to screw up now and then.
Gosh, he's never going to live down this betrayal of the base... Oh, wait, he already has.
Shah! We see you, Boychik!