Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?
The answer my friends, is always more guns.
You don't really expect a background check to check backgrounds, do you?
Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?
That Time Russians Tried To Hit Up The Trump Campaign But Jared Accidentally Hit The ‘Fuck You’ Button
JARED KUSHNER IS INNOCENT AGAIN.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
Is lead bad for wildlife? That's just, like, your opinion, man.
Hopefully we stay one step ahead of Poe's Law on this one.
Dana is Loesching out.
Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.
Oregon judges will have the ability to take guns away from people deemed a threat to themselves or others. How is that even fair? It's your OPEN THREAD!
Step right up and win a prize if your brother-in-law already explained this is Obama's fault!
Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!
What's so noble about being dead?