Tag: NRA

2018 Midterm Madness: Democrats In Texas’ 7th Shooting Rockets Up John Culberson’s Lazy Ass.

John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.

Nation’s Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn’t About Guns

A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection

New York Times Continues Long Strange Journey Into What Even The Fuck

Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.

Robert Mueller Following The Money All The Way Up Russia’s Dirty, Dirty Ass

MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?

How Many Republicans Does It Take To Shut Down A Government? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 18, 2018

Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?
When your only tool is a GE M134 Minigun, every problem looks like confetti

House Finally Does Something About Guns: Makes Them More Easily Available

The answer my friends, is always more guns.
'S okay, he's a nice demon like Anya.

Barack Obama Seizing 4,000 Guns — From Beyond The Grave!

You don't really expect a background check to check backgrounds, do you?

GOP Hopes You Won’t Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017

Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.

Supreme Court Won’t Let Gun Humpers Have Any Fun At All :(

The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Ryan Zinke Hates The Fucking Eagles, Man

Is lead bad for wildlife? That's just, like, your opinion, man.

EXCLUSIVE: Unaired Script For Dana Loesch’s NRA Scare Videos!

Hopefully we stay one step ahead of Poe's Law on this one.

Jesus Christ, Dana Loesch.

Dana is Loesching out.